Un-AmericanDreamer
Simp City
I was gonna come in and say Christian Bale(Batman) but it looks like you got me beat.
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You come home to your mansion from a nice sunny day jog and your wife, son and daughter are GONE....
- Thread starter Ed MOTHERFUCKING G
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I was gonna come in and say Christian Bale(Batman) but it looks like you got me beat.
Mic-Nificent
I didn't eat nobody
The Commando
Btw, another epic Ed G thread
First name that came to my mind......John Motherfukking Matrix...nikka killed an entire fukking army by himself.
as often as he gets double crossed? Stark Enterprises probably funded the compound in Peru your fam is hemmed up in 
Tony Stark, he builds shyt in caves... with a box of scraps
illwittdeez
aka Breh Wyatt
SumBlackguyz
Cacs Gonna Cac
It gives one an indescribable feeling of joy when he sees others referencing obscure camron quotesFlea from Killa Season. He's got connects down there from his canoe trips
and to answer your question
Having nikkas answering difficult questions such as "window or the stairs?"
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It gives one an indescribable feeling of joy when he sees others referencing obscure camron quotes
and to answer your question
Having nikkas answering difficult answers such as "window or the stairs?"
Too easy breh, obviously Jason Bourne.
The door is open and a NOTE is on the wall pinned up by a blody knife like damn.
It reads:
You notice the SWIFT code is for a bank in PERU,and you remember the business deals you've cut there, killing their local industry
Your resources are deep, BUT you dont and cant get that much money.
YOU CAN HIRE ONE MOVIE HERO TO SAVE YOUR FAMILY IN PERU.
Who do you choose.
You already know Jason Bourne has a fake Peruvian passport in his back pocket, he carries that shyt with him when he goes out to buy groceries. Not only does he speak Spanish fluently but there's no doubt breh knows indigenous languages Quechua and Aymara (they're not safe even if they're hiding out in the Andes).
Bourne already has a his own safety deposit box in that Peruvian bank and will just stroll through and get all the necessary info.
Mic-Nificent
I didn't eat nobody
Let's also not forget that Stark doesn't actually have a good track record when it comes to saving his own people. I think Pepper Pots actually saved him more often than he saved her.
True his people double cross him sometimes, why don't asked Obadiah how that worked out. Oh right he's
somebody didn't see Iron Man 3
But I'll role with John Rambo or Robocop
I know he blew up the armors at the end but how long do you think it would take to rebuild if he had to? In the second movie he had Jarvis build a new suit to go with the new chest piece in 2 hours. I'm not worried breh.
So we just gonna act like he didn't run up in Afganistan and take out a group of terrorists holding a town hostage with tanks and shyt with his Mark 3 armor that was real basic compared to what he had in Avengers. With a army of upgraded armor what is some peruvian scrub kidnappers gonna do.
The door is open and a NOTE is on the wall pinned up by a blody knife like damn.
It reads:
You notice the SWIFT code is for a bank in PERU,
Your resources are deep, BUT you dont and cant get that much money.
YOU CAN HIRE ONE MOVIE HERO TO SAVE YOUR FAMILY IN PERU.
Who do you choose.
Spaceman Piff
Superstar
dominic toretto 
and he's coming with the best crew in the world to stand right in front of you
and he's coming with the best crew in the world to stand right in front of you
