Would you wrestle this honey badger for 45 minutes to win 3 billion dollars??

[BAMBA]

Honey Badgers are the Joe Pesci of the animal world.

 

[LastManStanding]

always love Honey Badger threads they would fukk your world up

then stunt on you afterwards like this

you don't want none

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

that's a gangster ass picture....honey badger surrounded by lions on his alonzo steez......"I run shyt here! you just live here!"

 

[Higher Tech]

What hapens if I kill it in less than the alloted time?

 

[Sauce Dab]

we dont condone beastiality here bro

Spoiler

I would to

 

[DontDoIt]

I'd fight it if it met the demands of my agents on the Money Team.

That honey badger is looking awful suspicious.

Honey Badger needs to:

• urine test
• blood test
• declaw
• come down in weight...
• cant attack genital area or is automatically loses

You know what. On second thought...



If six freaking lions can't take down 1 honey badger,

what they freak sort of chance does 1 man stand?!?

 

[Adidacs]

a human would die wrestling a honey badger for 45 minutes

99/100 times, a human would die.. and this is not hyperbole

their skin can withstand full power strikes from a machete, and they are quick enough to dodge snake strikes easily

not to mention razor sharp teeth and claws

lions don't even fukk with them

humans ain't shyt in the animal kingdom without weapons.. we're mushy and weak wimps

now an average baboon vs a ripped honey badger like the one in the op is an interesting question

 

[Kings County]

Just a heads up, Honey Badgers go for genitals when they fight larger animals.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

You see that picture?

The honey badger fought off a pride of lions and actually lived after that was taken, you ain't "stomping" one for an easy W

where that after pic at tho


And to op question. Why does it need to be 45, in 5 minutes Ima kill him or he gon kill me

 

[godkiller]

ill wrestle that mf for a stack

 

[duncanthetall]

peace treaty
I'd make friends with the honey badger
homies4life*

Have that nikka play dead. Split 3 billy. Be on our way



Double-cross the honey badger. Steal his half of the cash. Fortify my fortress for his inevitable attempt at revenge

 

[Malta]

where that after pic at tho


And to op question. Why does it need to be 45, in 5 minutes Ima kill him or he gon kill me

Don't call me honey! Furious badger fights back against lions

 

[Columbo]

Id tie up a honey badger and make it watch me rape its offspring

After that id untie it, tie one hand behind my back. F*ck it, ill wear a blindfold up. And still fukk that little honey pooh bear up. Not a scratch on me

 

[Mr Clean]

Those little nikkas are demons walking the earth. If they cut the petty beef shyt and united that'd be it for the human race

 

[Malta]

He went down swinging! Plucky honey badger takes on pride of lions each 15 times his size - and holds them off for 30 minutes



30 minutes and lions couldn't kill a young one