Would you date a dime who had one arm?

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i think i would if she's cool as fukk. but for some reason i think i'd prefer if she at least had a prosthetic arm.
 

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Nah. I couldn't do it bro. I like a girl to jack me off while playing with herself. How is she gonna pull that sh*t off? And how can she maintain her balance while I'm hitting it from the back with just one arm? What if I wanna grab that one arm while hitting it? The mechanics are all wrong. These are insurmountable problems.
 

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Nah. I couldn't do it bro. I like a girl to jack me off while playing with herself. How is she gonna pull that sh*t off? And how can she maintain her balance while I'm hitting it from the back with just one arm? What if I wanna grab that one arm while hitting it? The mechanics are all wrong. These are insurmountable problems.

Have her jerk you of with her feet.....then for the other issue, just prop a step stool under her therefore freeing her one arm :yeshrug:
 

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Back in the AOL chat room days, I arranged a meetup with a girl in manhattan. She was hot like in the picture she had sent me except for the missing arm. I gave her the benefit of the doubt on that cause she was very cool, and down to earth.

After a few dates, she invited me to spend the night at her place. We were getting it on, she was riding me and fell off me onto the floor. I asked if she needed a hand. Attitude changes and she starts beefing (I'm independent, I don't need help, I can get up myself).....annoyed I tell her "not according to that reduced fair metrocard"

She threw me out....never spoke to her again....but Ahhhh that was a nice piece of ass.

got damn :wow:
 

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Damn, OP is ready to deduct 4 whole points for one arm? If she still fine, I would think it would still be higher than that...

I mean - are we talmbat the whole arm is gone and there's a hole under her shoulder, or does she have a presentable nub?

I guess if she cool it's aight...even though if I take her to a concert she's have to clap by slappin' the back of her neck
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:gladbron::laff:
 

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Back in the AOL chat room days, I arranged a meetup with a girl in manhattan. She was hot like in the picture she had sent me except for the missing arm. I gave her the benefit of the doubt on that cause she was very cool, and down to earth.

After a few dates, she invited me to spend the night at her place. We were getting it on, she was riding me and fell off me onto the floor. I asked if she needed a hand. Attitude changes and she starts beefing (I'm independent, I don't need help, I can get up myself).....annoyed I tell her "not according to that reduced fair metrocard"

She threw me out....never spoke to her again....but Ahhhh that was a nice piece of ass.

LMAO

You My Dude But Between The Chick With The Leaking Condoms In Her Trash Can And The One Armed Broad I Cant Help But Wonder What The Hell Else You're Hiding :laugh:
 

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Back in the AOL chat room days, I arranged a meetup with a girl in manhattan. She was hot like in the picture she had sent me except for the missing arm. I gave her the benefit of the doubt on that cause she was very cool, and down to earth.

After a few dates, she invited me to spend the night at her place. We were getting it on, she was riding me and fell off me onto the floor. I asked if she needed a hand. Attitude changes and she starts beefing (I'm independent, I don't need help, I can get up myself).....annoyed I tell her "not according to that reduced fair metrocard"

She threw me out....never spoke to her again....but Ahhhh that was a nice piece of ass.

Dang...ol' girl must've been Warp Speed whippin' it if she fell off. Sh*t is plaguin' my mind now...
 
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