Women Finessing Men to Pay for their Groceries Now?

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Something similar happened to me in RiteAid...

I was with my Aunt in Baltimore (Woodlawn) for Christmas and we stopped at a RiteAid to see if they carried gift cards.

I wanted a couple of other things for myself, so my aunt went and paid for her items and left the store to wait for me in the whip. So after I grab my Reese's Cups, gift cards, and something to drink I head to the cashier.

It was only a guh in front of me and myself in the checkout line, she obviously knew the cashier as they were having such riveting conversation. As the convo wears on it's revealed that the guh in front of me works there too and she just got off her shift.

She is pretty cute and kinda reminded me of Kyla Pratt with a Bmore accent ( which is kinda strange because Kyla's show, One on One was set in Baltimore).
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Anyway she noticed me behind her and I smile, then she complimented my smile & braces. She asks where I'm from and I let her know I'm from Georgia. More small talk ensues...
A lady gets in line behind me so I get ready to give ol guh my number, but literally the second before, she asks if I can get her stuff.:facepalm:

I laughed it off:laugh:

Her::tongue:

Me::blink:

Her: Sooo:queen:

Me: I don't really know you like that:no:

Her::(

After we both paid she stayed behind and kept talking to the cashier.

Told my aunt in the car and she was like "once she found out you were from GA she prolly thought you didn't know any better:laugh:"

Me: :laugh::dry:
 

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Something similar happened to me in RiteAid...

I was with my Aunt in Baltimore (Woodlawn) for Christmas and we stopped at a RiteAid to see if they carried gift cards.

I wanted a couple of other things for myself, so my aunt went and paid for her items and left the store to wait for me in the whip. So after I grab my Reese's Cups, gift cards, and something to drink I head to the cashier.

It was only a guh in front of me and myself in the checkout line, she obviously knew the cashier as they were having such riveting conversation. As the convo wears on it's revealed that the guh in front of me works there too and she just got off her shift.

She is pretty cute and kinda reminded me of Kyla Pratt with a Bmore accent ( which is kinda strange because Kyla's show, One on One was set in Baltimore).
kyla-pratt-2014-bet-awards-01.jpg

kyla-pratt-we-tvs-la-hair-season_4209690.jpg


Anyway she noticed me behind her and I smile, then she complimented my smile & braces. She asks where I'm from and I let her know I'm from Georgia. More small talk ensues...
A lady gets in line behind me so I get ready to give ol guh my number, but literally the second before, she asks if I can get her stuff.:facepalm:

I laughed it off:laugh:

Her::tongue:

Me::blink:

Her: Sooo:queen:

Me: I don't really know you like that:no:

Her::(

After we both paid she stayed behind and kept talking to the cashier.

Told my aunt in the car and she was like "once she found out you were from GA she prolly thought you didn't know any better:laugh:"

Me: :laugh::dry:
Baltimore is land of the cheap tricks, nowhere else in America have i had more random women just come up and ask me to buy them something. Buy me a drink, buy me a chicken box, etc. Nothing more unattractive than a begging ass female. But Corey Holcombe said it best, all you need is$20 hanging out your pocket to find a freak in baltimore.
 

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Your story comes off as fake cause of your reaction to her saying pay her groceries...normal people don't go off that hard, just say something like 'Hell Nah :russ:' and keep it pushin...or turning that into a flirtatious moment and finessed the digits and got a quick nut, either way is more believable than that rant in public you posted:yeshrug:

Edit* and the flirting wouldn't include buying her groceries either, just to be clear
The attitude and audacity pissed me off. It's not like it was a friend that I knew fukking around. bytch was dead ass serious.
 

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Happened to me once in a CVS...
Was buying my mom's medicine and some wine to cook with when this girl in her early 20s hits me up out of nowhere :

Girl: Excuse me....! Can you do me a quick favor?
Me: Sure... What do you need? *thinking it's gonna be directions or where something is in the store*
Girl: Sorry to bother you, but I just checked my wallet and realized i don't have enough money to take the bus back home... Is there anyway you could pay for my groceries? Please?:princess:
Me: :francis: *trying to process what this trick just said to me* :leostare: *realize what just happened and will astonish this simpleton with super basic-ass deductive reasoning*
I'm not gonna pay for you to turn up tonight just so you can save money for the drive home.
Girl: :dwillhuh: W-what are you talking about..? I just need...
Me: Your cart has vodka, makeup, and shot glasses in it; your hair is wrapped up, so you plan on getting your hair done when you leave... And your car keys are in your hand, genius.:stopitslime:
Girl: *Has sheepish look on her face and walks off*
I walk out the store and i see her pull off in her car.


The way she went about it implied that she's tried this before... And it worked.
If any man has ever done anything like this for some random woman... You don't deserve to be happy in life. fukkin up the game for everyone else because you wanna short the stock market.
Foh, ol simpin "it ain't trickin if you got it" ass nikkas. :pacspit:
So damn this is happening. I heard about chicks trying to get drinks and free meals. I never heard of groceries. Never in life. I must admit I was shocked. It takes a lot to shock me.
 

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The attitude and audacity pissed me off. It's not like it was a friend that I knew fukking around. bytch was dead ass serious.
Just saying that's why no one believes it, I can't imagine hearing that convo in Walmart...probably woulda had to record that thang
 

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Yall telling on your self. bytches know who to try and who not to try. Yall nikkas must look lame as fukk:mjlol:
 

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Just saying that's why no one believes it, I can't imagine hearing that convo in Walmart...probably woulda had to record that thang
I really don't give a shyt if anybody believes it. I mean lets think about this forum, tons of simps scared to say anything to women that come wrong. I'm from the NWA era.:yeshrug:
 
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I will agree that stuff like this does happen tho. A while back I was coming out the station n some chick came up to me asking about spare change and starting up a sob story. I wouldn't have cared, but she just had to add

"Or you could take me shopping at the Fine Fare across the street :youngsabo:"

:wtf: tell me why this worthless trick looked at me like I had 2 heads when I just gave her a dollar:heh:. She really thought I was gonna be like

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With her across the aisles but she got :fire: like I gave her the

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I know times is tough, but what happened to beggars can't be choosers :patrice: more importantly, what happened to the simp that this actually worked on:patrice:?
 
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