Who wants $200? Holler at me.....

[MikelArteta]

one minute all these dudes have certs and 6 figure jobs and audis and benz, saving 500 a paycheck. Something looking funny in the light

 

[Ugo Ogugwa]

So i recently got a nice bonus at work and i'm feeling generous. I usually would donate to the site but since its been made clear that this is not a black site i figured it would be better to just give it to a random coli member.

So that's it. Just tell me why you think you deserve the cash. No sob stories please as they will be ignored. If you have a legitmate need, or even a funny story i'll check it out. Best story wins.

No strings. Winner will be determined in 1 week from today. Money to be sent via paypal. If you don't have a paypal account you're not eligible. Sorry.

Oh yeah, there are a few terms to be eligilble:

1. A poster of reputable standing - anyone with rep less than -100 will not be considered.
2. Supporter - Must have at least donated once to thecoli.com. Freeloaders will not be considered.
3. Must dap and rep this post
4. Member for at least 1 year.
5. Must have a Paypal account

Anyways. Let the best man/woman win.

Ogugwa deserves de money for de free music i have supplied. on request i will mek a dedication song for you now for 200 dollas o

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Ogugwa deserves de money for de free music i have supplied. on request i will mek a dedication song for you now for 200 dollas o

 

[Mason Betha]

After leaving my congregation for the 15th time , I've decide to come back , but upon my arrival I realize that the church was infested with spider webs , roaches and a minor rat issue as well due to the lack of activity , with you're 200 I could utilize that with vigorous sanitation of the church so god presence can be radiant for my old attenders to see and cherish . Hopefully the lord will guide you towards the right direction .

 

[2CT]

give it to Ugo

 

[Ugo Ogugwa]

*entas da booth*

 

[marcuz]

*entas da booth*

 

[ADK]

Saving this post. Will write it out soon.

 

[smokeurobinson]

Damn , I had a really good story too.

It was a story about how I was beating off over the face of my ex's mom while she was sleeping with her mouth open and snoring.

My ex was late coming home so to be an a$$hole for making me wait I violated her sleeping mom.


Mom never awoke while in mid jerk and I stopped when I started to feel tingling, put it back in my pants and tiptoed in the hallway holding in my laughter.

oh the thought of what woulda happened if she did open her eyes in mid jerk.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

*entas da booth*

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

I give great phone sex sessions....

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Damn , I had a really good story too.

It was a story about how I was beating off over the face of my ex's mom while she was sleeping with her mouth open and snoring.

My ex was late coming home so to be an a$$hole for making me wait I violated her sleeping mom.


Mom never awoke while in mid jerk and I stopped when I started to feel tingling, put it back in my pants and tiptoed in the hallway holding in my laughter.

oh the thought of what woulda happened if she did open her eyes in mid jerk.

Funny, but honestly a bit disturbing...

 

[Ugo Ogugwa]

*entas da booth*

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

help fund my next trip to Brazil....I'mma use the extra money for my plane ticket to Brazil where I'm filming a web series for my site www.rioinaweek.com ....I'd send u a free copy of it if I win... ...help a young brotha and his business

 

[smokeurobinson]

Funny, but honestly a bit disturbing...

The story isn't finished. It gets worse.

But it makes no sense to continue being that I dont qualify.