But why is he called Bork Laser?
These internet nerds find humor in memes/characters that involve misspelled words/ruining the English language....hence you have memes like Dolan, Spengbab, Woll Smoth and the stupid "I can haz" thing wit the cats
Dolan is basically a retarded version of Donald Duck so he'll say shyt incorrectly and get names wrong (Also, I believe the 'Bork Laser' thing came from a dude who uploaded WWE videos on youtube with wrestler's names intentionally misspelled, so they wouldn't get removed....Bork Laser in particular caught on somehow)