What pointers would you give a female on how to keep a man?

[Micron]

"Keep a man's dikk empty and his belly full."

Also there is no substitute for self respect. A woman who doesn't respect herself can't respect her man.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Give him space
Give him hugs
Be nice
Be respectful
Don't cheat
Don't abuse him (that includes verbally)
Make him food
Rub his feet
Give him kisses
Don't be a debbie downer
take care of yourself (shower, hair, nails, health etc etc etc)
Don't talk to him while he's "busy" (watching tv, playing video games, sleeping, working etc)

This is what I do lolololol

 

[yardman]

WOMEN SHOULDN'T GIVE ADVICE TO MEN ON HOW TO KEEP A WOMEN BUT MEN SHOULD...

That's not my personal belief. I feel like a woman should know the how to but not just any woman. You don't go to electricians for plumbing advice.

 

[Lord_nikon]

Give him space
Give him hugs
Be nice
Be respectful
Don't cheat
Don't abuse him (that includes verbally)
Make him food
Rub his feet
Give him kisses
Don't be a debbie downer
take care of yourself (shower, hair, nails, health etc etc etc)
Don't talk to him while he's "busy" (watching tv, playing video games, sleeping, working etc)

This is what I do lolololol

 

[louisvandross]

ladies, do NOT go bringing up your relationship problems to the world. that aint none of your friends, family's, twitter followers, coworkers, or side dikks business.

 

[Mac Brown]

Spend enough time apart to miss each other.

This...

Also.. realise that you don't have to have every thing in common... just your principles, sex drive & personallity type.

Aso, realise that ups & downs are common, just ride through them.

 

[Mac Brown]

Give him space
Give him hugs
Be nice
Be respectful
Don't cheat
Don't abuse him (that includes verbally)
Make him food
Rub his feet
Give him kisses
Don't be a debbie downer
take care of yourself (shower, hair, nails, health etc etc etc)
Don't talk to him while he's "busy" (watching tv, playing video games, sleeping, working etc)

This is what I do lolololol

Gul if i was younger, I'd sweep you off yo feet. Easily...

But you too young, so you one of my coli neices

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Love cum and hard dikk. Chill the fukk out.

 

[Daio]

Be dependable.

 

[fcm1180]

A man can't be kept if he don't want to. Regardless if you do everything from A to Z.

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Suck his dikk, have his meals ready on time and shut the fukk up from time to time

 

[Kaypain]

It's simple actually

 

[Black Cobain]

No mind games, just be clear with what you want/need. Applies to both parties involved.

 

[Dwolf]

Give him space
Give him hugs
Be nice
Be respectful
Don't cheat
Don't abuse him (that includes verbally)
Make him food
Rub his feet
Give him kisses
Don't be a debbie downer
take care of yourself (shower, hair, nails, health etc etc etc)
Don't talk to him while he's "busy" (watching tv, playing video games, sleeping, working etc)

This is what I do lolololol

Neg

 

[HabitualChiller]

Give him space
Give him hugs
Be nice
Be respectful
Don't cheat
Don't abuse him (that includes verbally)
Make him food
Rub his feet
Give him kisses
Don't be a debbie downer
take care of yourself (shower, hair, nails, health etc etc etc)
Don't talk to him while he's "busy" (watching tv, playing video games, sleeping, working etc)

This is what I do lolololol

This. If all women did this, the infidelity rate would plummet.