*Enters Thread rockin a 3 piece holding up 4 fingers and pointing at rolex*
WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO! *says it more slowly and draws invisible line in the air*
WOOOOOOooo....! MEEEEAN! MEAN GENE! WOOO! SIX-TEEN! SIXTEEN TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP-YUN!.....I know Im the champion But Lady I aint going home with you tonite NO MATTER WHAT YA SAY! *points to broad in the audience* WOOO! AS I WAS SAYIN'.......Look around the Arena YA See-...LITTLE GIRLS LOOKIN' AT THEIR MOTHERS!.... THEIR MOTHERS LOOOKIN AT! THE NATCHA BOY! WITH A TEAR IN THEIR EYE! WANTIN' TO RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN! WOOOOOO! OLDEST RIDE! LONGEST LINE BROTHA!! *holds for applause*
SO DID IIIIIII!?!? DID IIIII!?!? DID IIII JUST HEAR SOMEONE MENTION! THE 4 HORSE-MEN??? THE GREATEST! WOO! THE GREATEST GROUP OF MEN TO EVER GRACE GODS GREEN EARTH... TO WHICH IVE HAD THE PRIVELAGE, MEAN GENE! TO BE ON THE ROAD! UP! AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN THE ROAD! KISSING THE GIRLS!.... AND MAKIN'EM CRY!
*takes off coat Struts around in circle and running elbow drops it on the floor*
WOOOOOOO!
*points to self*
JET FLYIN! LIMOUSINE RIDIN'! WHEELIN' DEALIN'! KISS STEALIN' SONUVAGUN! THAT CAN KISS ANY WOMAN IN A FIVE MILE RADIUS! AND I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY...I WOULDNT EVEN KISS THAT FAT ONE NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.... *Points to fat chick in the audience* THE HORSEMEN! THE KIND OF GUYS WHO'D TAKE YOUR WOMEN BECAUSE YOU COULDNT HANDLE THEM BROTHA! YOU AINT MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE THEM! THE KINDA GUYS WHO'D TAKEM HOME SHOWEM WHAT A REAL 60 MINUTE MAN IS DADDEH! WOMEN! WHO FIND OUT THAT JUMPIN ON! IS ALOT HARDER THAN JUMPIN OFF! AND HERES A MESSAGE TO MICROSOFT! YA DONT LOSE FAITH IN WINNERS! THOSE WHO JUST KEEP WINNIN AND WINNIN DAY IN AND DAY OUT! AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT THE PS4 HORSEMEN ARE! SINCE SONY IS TAKIN' THE WORLD BY STORM SO TO IS THE NATCHA BOY! WOOOO!
AND WHEN YA WIN LIKE I DO YOU ALWAYS!...HANG OUT WITH THE ELITE! AND IM TALKING ABOUT THE GREATEST GAMERS IN THE WORLD AND THATS RIGHT HERE IN THIS THREAD! LOOK AROUND YOU AND BABY THATS SOME TALL COTTON! OHHHHHH LORD HOW HARD IS IT TO BE HUMBLE!!!! AND ILL LEAVE YOU WITH THAT!
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER AND SO TO ARE THE HORSEMEN!!!! ALSO-!...
2 BE THE....*Points at X Box Fanboy* SHUT UP!......2 BE THE MAN YA GOT TO BEAT THE MAN AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT, FATBOY!
*walks off and WOOOOO's into camera*