Theodoresolderbreh
No Shorts No Malarkey
I didn't like it like at all.. Let me just say that..some people in here did tho... and it's getting tons of bad reviews everywhere
The Cloverfield Paradox (Official Thread)
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Prince Luchini
Stay dolo so thorough
Hell no but watch it for yourself to form your own opinion. If myriad of plotholes and generic sci-fi troupes slapped together interest you then go ahead.
reason for the worms was simple doesn't need a fukking science project mid film for slow fukks
movie moving to quick.... again slow
main character loves her children that were killed in a fire.... but thats laughable
Husband stuck on EARTH wondering where the hell Shepard went, obviously is not a major role in the movie
no monsters and the majority of the movie taking place in space got morons mad
1.5/5 and only b/c like everyone else, i was like "oh, cool" at the last scene. that's basically it
it is what it is. i understand the times we in right now. this was some sick troll shyt right here.
this like back in the day your mother tell you "i found you some GUESS jeans on the cheap."
you waiting for them shyts and they end up being the bootleg jammies with the flower button! big ass GUESS on the back pocket all crooked.
slapping the Cloverfield brand on some Space Balls shyt!
they should be ashamed.
Mr. McDowell
The Brotha's Got His Own Money
The movie was originally called "God Particle."
Theodoresolderbreh
No Shorts No Malarkey
I asked you to refute the plotholes not the things you liked. Like the fifth time you responded and just used ad hominems instead. So get out your feelings and answer that. They didn't develop any character enough for me to care. So I gave a fukk about anybody. Her exposition dump at the gas station was laughable also. I didn't care for anyone in this. I said her husband was pointless to the story..which he was... yet they kept showing him like something was going to happen and it didn't. He just saved a kid and was safe in a bunker. Which felt like padding for time. So break it down for me. When did the worms get inside volkov? And the missing gear piece? Because it happened off scene and went unexplained. No I'm sorry the explanation was blah blah the shepard and paradox particles alternative universe so chaos. Which explains it all right? See how I did that and not call you any names at all?
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yup, but I'm still saying "God Particle" the original story was awful.it is what it is. i understand the times we in right now. this was some sick troll shyt right here.
this like back in the day your mother tell you "i found you some GUESS jeans on the cheap."
you waiting for them shyts and they end up being the bootleg jammies with the flower button! big ass GUESS on the back pocket all crooked.
slapping the Cloverfield brand on some Space Balls shyt!
they should be ashamed.
don't get me wrong, I'm sure they took some important shyt out to cram Cloverfield shyt in, but that movie sucked.
the nikka's ARM was thinking!!!
DoubleClutch
Superstar
Now that you put everything in perspective
It was pretty trash
We’re all watching through Cloverfield bias which is the only redeemable quality of film besides Gugu
maybe you nikkas dont watch sci-fi movies. You want this movie to be 4 hours long?? I dont see what else you're trying to develop from each character thats not already in the movie. I dont see why the movie has to spell out every facet from you. how was the husband pointless?? its the main characters HUSBAND!! you want him to turn into iron man?? he also gives a provides human emotion through his presence on screen letting you know shyt is fukked up on earth
at the end when hes yelling to get in contact with his wife NOT TO COME BACK TO EARTH
I dont need a explanation of how the worms got into Volkov... Once they turned that shyt on, after seeing the conspiracy video, all hell was gonna break loose
Any SCIFI movie that has ppl from all nations trying to save the earth....... you should already know whats gonna happen..... dont know wtf yall were expecting
DoubleClutch
Superstar
Looper is the goat time travel/alternate dimension movie
Thanks for reminding me.
Cloverfield paradox had potential but definitely wasnt as intelligent as the movies you listed
Theodoresolderbreh
No Shorts No Malarkey
aliens, the thing, event horizon, gravity etc etc etc are some of my favorite movies if all time. And don't let me get into outer limit and twilight zone episodes all of these things were well done this movie wasn't. And breh the husband was there for the tie in at the end. They could have at least showed him fighting for his life or anything he was just driving and checking his phone and that's it. They didn't develop the characters so I didn't feel anything for them and not to mention they didn't explain anything. Saying "when shyt got crazy is why everything went crazy" isn't really a satisfactory explanation to a movie.
