That new Tarzan movie coming in July....

[Ziggiy]

i made a thread detailing how a man can defeat a gorilla in close combat. you should look it up and educate yourself.

Let me guess. Brazilian Jujutsu

 

[Sithlord Piff]

i made a thread detailing how a man can defeat a gorilla in close combat. you should look it up and educate yourself.

With this stipulation: He is not allowed to 'rush into my body' to knock me over. That really is the only way they can win and if you take it away, then i will come home with the victory. The win is either by knockout or by forcing the opponent to run away. Here is my proof that I can win: If he cannot knock me down, then i will automatically stay on my feet, meaning my boxing skills will be the deciding factor I have apocalyptic power in both hands. And of course, since I am a boxer of immense talent, my footwork is immaculate, so it's doubtful that he could even get a takedown to begin with. Also, with the kevlar suit, his teeth will be meaningless and his blows will only make me stronger.

 

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it's funny, whenever they try and juxtapose black people with whites to make the whites stand out more, it just makes the black people look sexier
all that melanin standing next to some pale cac

 

[Collateral]

This mufukka will shatter every bone in an adult males body

I wish he had went thru the glass and wreaked havoc on that cac and his caclettes

 

[pickles]

Why did this movie even get made? :whatthefukk:

 

[Doobie Doo]

But if an uncivilized guy who lives in the African Jungle and whose nickname is the "Ape Man" was Black, you'd still be calling it racist.

The entire concept of Tarzan is outdated and he was probably created as some sub conscience manifestation white people had to show their dominance back in the day on some "See nikkas, we can run you and the land you came from" type shyt.

 

[Neuromancer]

This nikka's a Thor villian

 

[Ol’Otis]

They really believe there were European warriors who were thorough enough to take on African warriors

Without Asian invented gun powder a lot of euro warriors were useless and weak

 

[MikeyC]

The entire concept of Tarzan is outdated and he was probably created as some sub conscience manifestation white people had to show their dominance back in the day on some "See nikkas, we can run you and the land you came from" type shyt.

I hear that.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Spend money to watch White supremacy do the impossible brehs

Is this a preview of Captain America beating Black Panther? Because you know they gonna nerf T'Challa something fierce.

Jew Hollywood has lost its mind. Stop trying to make Tarzan happen.

This is Gods of Egypt offensive. The only white boys in Africa stories that would be believable are on some jungle Raistlin or Grima Wormtongue shyt. But physically? No. Malaria would have ate his ass up if the sun didn't.

 

[Larry Lobster]

I bet there's already a 15 page thread on The Film Room. Those dudes love cac trash like game of thrones, white superhero movies, etc

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Who's playing the role of Jane Porter?


Surprised they left the dreadlocks off of this one.

Jane Porter? Memories of one of the worst made movies of all time: the Bo Derek version of Tarzan.

 

[ba'al]

Jane Porter? Memories of one of the worst made movies of all time: the Bo Derek version of Tarzan.

Jane Porter is from the original novel. It's a character that exist in the fictional world of Tarazan. Anything outside of that is on the director, writer, and actors. I was just curios about who will be the woman lead role.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

The whole concept is the foundation of white supremacy.

Romulus and Remus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This is deeper than a movie ...

I havent gone to the wiki yet. Do they delve into the theory that she-wolf was ancient slang for prostitute? So some hooker takes pity on two little kids abandoned out in the woods and raises them as her own.


I'd like to know more about the Etruscas, from whom Rome stole everything.

 

[George's Dilemma]

I bet there's already a 15 page thread on The Film Room. Those dudes love cac trash like game of thrones, white superhero movies, etc

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/legend-of-tarzan-official-trailer.380857/page-2

All I could find breh. It's coming though, they'll cape.