Star Wars heads, Did Mace Windu legit defeat Sidious...Or was Palpatine faking?

[MidniteJay]

and thats why he almost got killed ... he rushed maul and almost paid for it

Only reason why Kenobi won the fight was because Maul got inexplicably stupid. He should have force thrown his saber at Kenobi's face while he was hanging in that pit but dude just stands up there swinging his saber like a fakkit trying to shower sparks on him

 

[Rapmastermind]

this is why i hate star wars. You would have never known mace windu was a goon with the lightsaber. George Lucas is fukking terrible

the best scene in the entire shyt is the scenes with darth maul rofl

have a story about the universe fighting in a massive galactic war but make it campy and stupid brahs

Ask Jango-Fett about Mace's skills:

 

[Poppa_Dock]

Ask Jango-Fett about Mace's skills:

but like for example darth maul, dude pulled out the double sided shyt like you knew, "ok, this dude is some type of lightsaber goon"

windu just doing average shyt. They shoudl have made him more intimidating if he was somebody who made his own sword style. Should have at least had a unique blade like dooku or something.

 

[Cuban Pete]

The top 5 Jedi are Luke, Yoda, Mace, Anakin, Obi if we going strictly off the movies and nothing else

Luke and Mace are hands down the strongest in raw power, I'd say on equal footing with Mace having much more technique but not as much talent in the force

As far as the Sith, not counting Anakin who got a power boost from going dark, I'd say the strongest fighter is Dooku then Maul and then Palpatine... and Obi Wan gave Maul that work, and Mace would fukking violate Obi in a lightsaber duel soooooo my conclusion is that that was some bullshyt and Darth Vader is a hoe no way that fight goes to Palpatine I really doubt he was holding back

 

[MidniteJay]

but like for example darth maul, dude pulled out the double sided shyt like you knew, "ok, this dude is some type of lightsaber goon"

windu just doing average shyt. They shoudl have made him more intimidating if he was somebody who made his own sword style. Should have at least had a unique blade like dooku or something.

Mace killing Jango isn't really impressive when you consider the repertoire of powers a Jedi Master has. If anything we should be applauding Jango for lasting as long as he did.

Maul held off a Jedi Master and his padawan on his own.

 

[61 Corpses]

Mace killing Jango isn't really impressive when you consider the repertoire of powers a Jedi Master has. If anything we should be applauding Jango for lasting as long as he did.

Maul held off a Jedi Master and his padawan on his own.

So did Dooku

 

[Art Barr]

this is why i hate star wars. You would have never known mace windu was a goon with the lightsaber. George Lucas is fukking terrible

the best scene in the entire shyt is the scenes with darth maul rofl

have a story about the universe fighting in a massive galactic war but make it campy and stupid brahs

there was, nuffin campy about star wars except jar jar.
or, the mothers groups ruining the weapons included in return of the Jedi action figures.
other than that star wars was never campy, at all.
even in the first return, ewoks were getting whacked.
in empire, luke got his hand chopped off and Vader was choking fools and sonning them.
Han was slicing open creatures and tuckin luke inside.
luke got smashed on by a both hoth snowbeast.
luke's wingman got killed in his snow cruiser and then crushed by a walker.
in star wars greedo got blasted under the table.
it was mad storm trooper laser battles.
only thing they did not show was the hunter seeker needle torture on Leia in the new hope.
every light saber battle they got it in and obi won, and qui gon died.
as well as showing what happened to make bubba fett chase and kill jedi's.
when, mace windu was decapitating his father infront of him as a kid.
what star wars were you watching.
Vader was bringing down whole ceiling arrangements on his own son.
dooku was dropping big ass retainers and construction on nikkaz and Annie paid that fool back.
in one of the most hardbody moves in a movie with swordplay ever.
the best villian in any movie ever was Vader, period.
they showed why Vader was a fukkin cyborg.
plus, that nikka grahically got dale lecue bbbq'd, breh.
plus, the confrontation, and Vader killing kids/youngling's..
where were you when they are like no, the youngling's and Vader bodied children, breh.
in one of the most hardbody moves in a movie with swordplay ever.
obi won shot grievous in his actual fukkin heart and they showed that shyt.

what are you saying,...


art barr

RULE : IF a nikka does not like star wars.
he has no moral fiber, and no great childhood.
as star wars is the only true judge and litmus test of morality in own generation

 

[61 Corpses]

@Art Barr you forgot one of the grimiest moments of all....


Anakin force choking his pregnant babies momma

 

[MidniteJay]

So did Dooku

Dooku's fencing skills was a problem for a while. It was mad funny though how he got both his hands cut off. Dude was like

 

[61 Corpses]

Dooku's fencing skills was a problem for a while. It was mad funny though he got both his hands cut off. Dude was like

Dude gave Palpatine the

 

[MidniteJay]

Dude gave Palpatine the

Palpatine: "Kill him. Kill him now."

Dooku: "Damn, it's like that brah?"

While we're on that. I never really liked the Rule of Two.

 

[Poppa_Dock]

there was, nuffin campy about star wars except jar jar.
or, the mothers groups ruining the weapons included in return of the Jedi action figures.
other than star wars was never campy, at all.
even in the first return, ewoks were getting whacked.
in empire, luke got his hand chopped off and Vader was choking fools and sonning them.
Han was slicing open creatures and tuckin luke inside.
luke got smashed in by a both snowbeast.
in star wars greedo got blasted under the table.
it was mad storm trooper laser battles.
only thing they did not show was the hunter seeker needle torture on Leia in the new hope.
every light saber battle they got it in and obi won, and qui gon died.
as well as showing what happened to make bubba fett chase and kill jedi's.
when, mace windy was decapitating his father infront of him as a kid.
what star wars were you watching.
Vader was bringing down whole ceiling arrangements on his own son.
dooku was dropping big ass retainers and construction on nikkaz and Annie paid that fool back.
in one of the most hardbody moves in a movie with swordplay ever.
the best villian in any movie ever was Vader, period.
they showed why Vader was a fukkin cyborg.
plus, the confrontation, and Vader killing kids/youngling's..
where were you when they are like no, the youngling's and Vader bodied children, breh.
in one of the most hardbody moves in a movie with swordplay ever.
obi won shot grievous in his actual fukkin heart and they showed that shyt.

what are you saying,...


art barr

RULE : IF a nikka does not like star wars.
he has no moral fiber, and no great childhood.
as star wars is the only true judge and litmus test of morality in own generation

You think drones that are fighting for the galactic empire are going to make jokes and shyt brah? That's not campy? Planets are being blown in half bruh, and drones are making jokes to eachother. Why the hell would a war drone even be programmed for a fart joke? shyts stupid.

Annikan gets shyt all on and essentially burns to death, but he's put back together.... they couln't put windu back together? Maul back together? What about qui gon? Dude only got stabbed i think. shyt makes zero sense.

Storm troopers are clones of the greatest assassin and dudes are just running into death without even attempting to show some finesse. Stupid as fuk.

How about all the chase scenes? Dude jumps out of a window and grabs a robot thing and then flies it like half way around a galaxy to somebody elses apartment, shyt makes zero sense. What about annikan crying like a bytch because he killed some sand people? Infact throughout the entire movie annikan is a hoe.

What about Yoda fighting and getting sonned? How are you this wizard of jedi but you're ass? You have to waste all your energy just to save that gump annikan from getting squashed by a pipe, and adding to that, why the fuk would dooku face off against yoda in a force battle but direct the force at pipes and other random shyt on the wall? Why not just son yoda with lightning?

Entire movie is retarded.

 

[Art Barr]

but like for example darth maul, dude pulled out the double sided shyt like you knew, "ok, this dude is some type of lightsaber goon"

windu just doing average shyt. They shoudl have made him more intimidating if he was somebody who made his own sword style. Should have at least had a unique blade like dooku or something.

darth maul was a bytch breh, and a rookie.
which is why he had two sabers.
he was the apprentice of a sith lord who never really bested his past lord in battle.
plus, you tried to diss mace.
when, mace was on the frontline handling that, active as fukk.
he was not sittng on no council giving orders.
plus, I know you don't know what you talking about.
as mace had a unique light saber and a distinct color.
no other, Jedi had.
which means when he collected his crystal, for his light saber.
he got one of the rarest one, you could ever find.
Which means he went through hell to get that shyt.
you need to go look at star wars again, my dude.
then, at the very least read the book about the twins, and chewi's son having to go through trial as padawans to get their light sabers crystals.

I don't see how anyone disses star wars.
no toy, you had would have been on the shelf before star wars.
there would be no toys r us, to kaybee, and funland, my nikka.
nikka, NO CHILD WORLD...THE MOST EXPENSEIVE TOY STORE EVER!!!
shyt was always more than any other toy store, and they always had what toy you exactly wanted.
did you have a love hate relationship with child world, nikka....

did your movie theatre have the parking lot painted with entire scenes of star wars.
did you see star wars when Vader showed up, at the theatre.
then, made every little kid run for their life when he came through the theatre doors in the dark with lights blinking and breathing.
scared ass shyt, cause before he busts through the door you hear that sinister ass breathing on a respirator sound.
then storms in the lobby, and creates a riot of kids in the movie lobby running for their life.
scaring the shyt outta you.
did you see empire when you went in the theatre door and saw kids run out just as fast as they went through the doors.
then, you wondering what is going on.
then Vader is on the other side of the door and the lights were out and all you see is that nikka breathing with his lights on and close the door fast as fukk, scared as shyt.
I mean damn, what type of deprived nikka childhood did you have, breh.



art barr

 

[FaTaL]

Dude gave Palpatine the

sidious gave him the

 

[Art Barr]

You think drones that are fighting for the galactic empire are going to make jokes and shyt brah? That's not campy? Planets are being blown in half bruh, and drones are making jokes to eachother. Why the hell would a war drone even be programmed for a fart joke? shyts stupid.

Annikan gets shyt all on and essentially burns to death, but he's put back together.... they couln't put windu back together? Maul back together? What about qui gon? Dude only got stabbed i think. shyt makes zero sense.

Storm troopers are clones of the greatest assassin and dudes are just running into death without even attempting to show some finesse. Stupid as fuk.

How about all the chase scenes? Dude jumps out of a window and grabs a robot thing and then flies it like half way around a galaxy to somebody elses apartment, shyt makes zero sense. What about annikan crying like a bytch because he killed some sand people? Infact throughout the entire movie annikan is a hoe.

What about Yoda fighting and getting sonned? How are you this wizard of jedi but you're ass? You have to waste all your energy just to save that gump annikan from getting squashed by a pipe, and adding to that, why the fuk would dooku face off against yoda in a force battle but direct the force at pipes and other random shyt on the wall? Why not just son yoda with lightning?

Entire movie is retarded.

yeah, you had a deprived childhood
no orange flight suit luke,...
no white Jedi suit star wars luke
no best action figure of all time empire strikes back luke in the tan with the light saber that goes in his hand.
no, black Jedi suit luke....
no walk to the corner store, to play galaga and buy darth Vader with some Penny candy memories.
no swing, no ywing , a wing, no millenium falcon, no Vader style tie fighter.

no chewie with the c3po that comes apart.
no princess Leia, in the star wars legendary white with the braids.
no Han solo blaster with the D batteries...
c'mon breh,...
what are you saying, how you a nikka that don't like star wars.
I'm telling you, how in the fukk you calling star wars campy, but you named after poppa dock.
Vader would have never let that nikka rap.
Vader would have choked out poppa dock and made him a peon.

just stop it breh,....

art barr