So my job did secret santa...Cacs tryna play me

[ChiefQueen]

I dont get it why did they gift you a brownie and air fresher? Are they implying that you smell like shyt?

 

[MarloStanTrill]

I come in kinda early this morning for whatever reason to see this box on my desk with a lil clue on who it is. I mean im not expecting much since the limit is 25$...Tell me why I opened this box to find a small ass brownie and a 3 pack of black ice car freshener

I work with 90% white people so im feeling some type of way.

I go back down to the whip since I got there early to see I got the vanillaroma hanging off the mirror

I go back to my desk clock in and pop my headphones in and let it go.

So I got the keurig in my area so I see pretty much see everyone when they come in. It was like 4 people standing in front of it and I don't normally talk to people like that at work so im glued to the monitor. I peep up to see them staring at me so I take my headphones out and

One of the dudes was like so uhhh how'd you like your secret santa gift.
the rest of em like

I told em I don't eat brownies so I threw it away and I don't like black ice because its too strong (it really is though) I put the freshener in the car but I told them I gave them to someone else.

one chick said "oh I thought you would've like that" and walked out



whats the most disrespectful gift I can get a cac? since its a secret, something they will know its from me

but won't know its from me

get them a marky mark and funky bunch album covered in mayonnaise and i voted for trump sticker...i genuinely think they would love it

 

[T-K-G]

I dont get it why did they gift you a brownie and air fresher? Are they implying that you smell like shyt?

Yea it just seems like a terrible/cheap gift, too random to really imply anything other than that

There's no way OP would be able to explain that gift having any racial undertones without looking like he reachin

 

[MarloStanTrill]

Get them some seasoning

And if somebody asks if it was you and why and then be like "I figured you'd need it "

i hate u nikkas man,

 

[Jparker]

I don't see the disrespect. It's just a shytty gift.

but if they asked me what I thought, I'd reply " someone put no thought into my gift", and then if they replied with something smart, they wall would have gotten choked.

I just started this job like literally just passed my 90 days. Literally know maybe 5 people name...nobody knows me or talks to me. Read the op fam it and tell me that won't some shyt

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Buy them the biggest jar of mayo that you can find, along with some trail mix and them shoes with the toes on them

 

[Jparker]

Mannnnnn, you gotta deal with this type of stuff at work, fukk it, I'll just graduate from college so my parents will shut up and go into lawn service after I get out.

That's a horrible idea

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

25 dollar limit...



brownie and a car freshener?


2 dollars at best.



That's how people at that job feel about you, breh.



You a lone ranger there. Obviously a place you don't care to advance in, or you'd be tight with as many ppl as possible.



I'd say you're doing good.



.

 

[Jparker]

They gave you one of these?






I am dying right now breh.


Whatever you get, you got to out cheap them.

It was a 3 pack

 

[Luck]

Since I know at least half the people you work with are pick out the wackest workout DVD you can find and some doctor scholls foot powder

 

[wingzboy]

Breh for the males I would get them this combo:

for the females some birth control pills and:

But if you just wanna keep it unisex, just get them all this pair of gifts:

With this

 

[Rekkapryde]

.Tell me why I opened this box to find a small ass brownie and a 3 pack of black ice car freshener

 

[JetFueledThoughts]

If it's a white woman and she's single and older, get one of those dating advice books basically pointing out how she's old and single.

 

[Stir Fry]

Breath mints and deodorant

You should also document it with HR

 

[Shadow King]

Yea it just seems like a terrible/cheap gift, too random to really imply anything other than that

There's no way OP would be able to explain that gift having any racial undertones without looking like he reachin

I'm assuming brownie is a derogatory term whites use behind our backs...and black ice is supposed to be a stereotypical scent we like? Other than that I don't get it either