Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.

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Yo when Jerry was buyin a new car and Puddy sold it to him and George was hungry as hell and he missed out on the last Twix :laff:

Any episode with Puddy was incredible..

*squints*

Yeah that's right.

:laff:

This show man...
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Or when Puddy stole Jerry's "move"..

Jerry: Hey David

Puddy: Oh hi Jerry

Jerry: Hey whats the story? I heard you're doing my move?

Puddy: What move?

Jerry: What move? My move..The one I told you about you used it on Elaine?

Puddy: Your move...you kidding I was doing that way before I met you. All you told me about was the ending

Jerry: The ending is the whole thing without the ending you have nothing...you had nothing

Puddy: Oh that ending was so obvious..I would have figured that out anyway..didnt need you to tell me that stupid twist

Jerry: Twirl

Puddy: Whatever I dont even do it

Jerry: Oh yea thats right you do the pinch

Puddy: YEA THATS RIGHT
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I was a youngin in grade school when my boy put me on. I thought it was some boring sh! T for old heads.

It was the episode where Georges old gym teacher picks on him and constantly gives him wedgies. The ending is when George catches a L and gets a grown azz man wedgie. Holds up the fukkin elastic band and says it was an atomic wedgie.



Might seem corny humor now, but Brehs Iwas dieing with laughter.

Also The dude who played the library cop was :russ: and the hoe who Yada Yadas a one night stand with her ex.
 

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Him hiding out under his desk with Steinbrenner's grand kids running around and asking Jerry to make a bomb threat so he wont get caught.

And Steinbrenner singing that song...

"Say kids tell me if you heard of this one...HEAAAAARTBREAKERRRR...LOVETAKERRRR...SHOEMAKERRRR...WONT YOU FIX MY SHOES FOR FREE"
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dude said "QUICK, EVERYBODY UNDER THE DESK!"
 

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Like someone else said, the side characters are all amazing. Even just the ones that have one line, they seem to get the perfect actor.

the episode where Elaine and Puddy are coming home on a plane from Europe :dead:

- Elaine and vegetable lasagna "he means nothing to me" :ohlawd:
- Puddy just staring at the back of the seat, doesn't even want a magazine :russ:
- Puddy already making moves with the floozy across the aisle "yeah that's right" :krs:

GOAT GOAT tv show, my #1 all time. I can watch every episode 1000 times and still laugh my ass off

No one brought up Elain's Dad yet? :merchant:
 

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Like someone else said, the side characters are all amazing. Even just the ones that have one line, they seem to get the perfect actor.

the episode where Elaine and Puddy are coming home on a plane from Europe :dead:

- Elaine and vegetable lasagna "he means nothing to me" :ohlawd:
- Puddy just staring at the back of the seat, doesn't even want a magazine :russ:
- Puddy already making moves with the floozy across the aisle "yeah that's right" :krs:

GOAT GOAT tv show, my #1 all time. I can watch every episode 1000 times and still laugh my ass off

No one brought up Elain's Dad yet? :merchant:
think the story goes that he was such a straight faced actor, and never broke character, he allegedly stole a knife from the show, and the cast was too scared to ask for it back :laugh: they used that as the basis of fake kramer (from the TV show, Jerry) stealing the raisins....
 

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Do we ever stop to think about the type of sh*t this show would get away with...

I remember one scene where George is under the bed sheets eatin' some b*tch out, and I'm like...

:ohhh:how was this ever allowed on Network television in the early 90's???....

GOAT sitcom

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The double tap on the shoulder :francis:
 
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