I used to watch Total Recall as a kid all of the time but I never really understood what was going on. Damn near every scene in that movie had something that left me as a 5-year old like![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
And I was watching the R-rated version, not the made for TV cut.
Maybe it's because I was just a dumb ass kid that couldn't follow plots, but I didn't understand anything I was watching.
Why is his wife trying to kill him? Why does she make my weeny wiggle?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
Who is Howser? His twin brother?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
Why is there a red ball stuck inside his nose?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
What are they doing to him? What's a lobotomy?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
Why is the demonic looking johnny cab blowing up?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
Why did this old lady turn into a robot and a bomb at the mention of 2 weeks?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
What's this?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
Benny is a monster? He's a bad guy? What about the five kids he has to feed?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
What's wrong with her face?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
Why is this talking demonic baby stuck in his chest? What does open your mind mean?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
What is happening to them?![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![damn :damn: :damn:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/damn.png)
I had probably watched the movie 20 times before I understood even the basic plot. Idk what my dad was thinking sitting me down and letting me watch this shyt by myself![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
And I was watching the R-rated version, not the made for TV cut.
Maybe it's because I was just a dumb ass kid that couldn't follow plots, but I didn't understand anything I was watching.
Why is his wife trying to kill him? Why does she make my weeny wiggle?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![387eac1273ad10260efd21e914185b09.gif](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/38/7e/ac/387eac1273ad10260efd21e914185b09.gif)
Who is Howser? His twin brother?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![500full.jpg](http://i2.listal.com/image/4039542/500full.jpg)
Why is there a red ball stuck inside his nose?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
What are they doing to him? What's a lobotomy?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![total-recall-science.jpg](http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/total-recall-science.jpg)
Why is the demonic looking johnny cab blowing up?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![1453912312538.jpg](https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1453/91/1453912312538.jpg)
Why did this old lady turn into a robot and a bomb at the mention of 2 weeks?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![totalrecall_head.jpeg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_ZTwlG55GjI/UC1xJqry7yI/AAAAAAAAE6g/xjmWsbwhocg/s1600/totalrecall_head.jpeg)
What's this?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![total_recal.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SfXEEasTtCw/VCDPYEPQktI/AAAAAAAAPNE/PR-Bysn5DPg/s1600/total_recal.jpg)
Benny is a monster? He's a bad guy? What about the five kids he has to feed?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![05fb2e8c5f27409144b34e4a1a0e58f2.jpg](http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/19/31/05fb2e8c5f27409144b34e4a1a0e58f2.jpg)
What's wrong with her face?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![classieM.jpg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Kf7nTlh38IY/TgxXbbkqZ1I/AAAAAAAAn4A/zw2iPkggf-c/s1600/classieM.jpg)
Why is this talking demonic baby stuck in his chest? What does open your mind mean?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![CdELhouUkAAcT0D.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdELhouUkAAcT0D.jpg)
What is happening to them?
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
![damn :damn: :damn:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/damn.png)
![81c.gif](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/853/120/81c.gif)
I had probably watched the movie 20 times before I understood even the basic plot. Idk what my dad was thinking sitting me down and letting me watch this shyt by myself
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
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