roommate is masturbating loudly and doesn't even know im home

[Afrodroid]

 

[cheek100]

You live with a 54 yr old white man tho?

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Be in the same house as a 54 year old man playing with his dikk and tread lightly brehs

I thouhgt the rule was even when you by yourself....the volume level is always kept at 1

Yo I can't remember the last time I actually heard some porn, shyt be on 0 and mute for good measure

 

[JackRoss]

Dr. X told us about dudes like you

Doing what you gotta do to survive, huh?

 

[Yinny]

So which Craigslist ad did you respond to to end up in this scenario?

Hey Charlie https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7573dd16c36d64ef305ce835054ed6f9-c

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Replace roommate with dad

 

[SunZoo]

Who do you live with Creed from the office?

10/10

Creed be on some other shyt.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Gross

 

[BLΔCK⁂W⊙LF]

what the fukk yo. I am usually at work before he is even in bed, but i took today off. So far, he:

-yawned obnoxiously loud 3 times within 10 minutes
-has been talking to his dogs making absolutely no sense

-did some cac beatbox type shyt that was horrendous (the nikka is 54 years old btw )

and the worst of all....

-masturbated with the volume seemingly on max. The nikka even grunted a few times

I don't think he knows i'm here and sees my car outside. I'm afraid to even come out my room now because I even feel embarrassed FOR him . Should I just leave and act like it never happened?

You going to walk out and he going to be on some

The dude is crazy, move out!

 

[Pazzy]

Trying not to laugh out loud at work reading the thread backfire

 

[NYChase718]

live with a 54 year old cac, brehs.

Then have the nerve to complain. So whos really the weirdo

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I need answers

 

[mrken12]

A 54 year old "roommate"?

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

You live with a 54 yr old white man tho?

That sheep has a fukked up hairline

 

[Sauce Dab]

So you live with your sugar daddy?