Post your biggest/most embarassing L with a female

[GoPro]

Who was that dude on the who in high school took a chick out to Red Lobster only to have her give her boyfriend the leftovers in the school cafeteria the next day. And homeboy, eating a biscuit, gave him that

when he walked in the room?


That whole thread was classic

 

[the artist known az]

It wasn't directly from the girl but in the summer before 7th grade I was going out with this girl from my neighborhood. She was a year younger than me and was going to be at the same school as me. We ended up breaking up before school started but we'd still hang out ride bikes, talking, etc. anyway I wanted to get her back but she was kind of interested in a dude I was cool with but she couldn't make up her mind between me & the other dude. It was a Friday almost at the end of school that day and I heard from her cousin that she chose the other guy. On the outside I was like on the inside I was . I went home and cried into my pillow .

Since we lived a few houses apart I'd still have to see her & put on a brave face even though I wanted to

I remember I was over her house she told me that she was thinking about breaking up with the dude. She told me that when she brought up the subject of kissing he would change the subject . We never got back together even though I tried about another 2 times.

 

[BodieBroadus]

Had a female I'd been textin, and eventually, she told me that she ain't really give dome , but insisted she gave great handjobs that "made up for it."

Also said that she liked it when a nikka came hard for her, so I thought I might try 'n' give her a show. I go on, like, a week-long fapping hiatus, and then roll to her crib.

She starts strokin, and she ain't lie.

I hold on for as long as I can, but with the fap-break and her hand skills, I busted like I ain't ever.

Unfortunately, I busted SO hard, that...nut shot in my face and a bit on/in my mouth.

bytch laughed so hard after I spit that she lost hold of my joint and fell off the bed. Hit her head, got pissed off, and never talked to me again after that.

 

[Cat piss martini]

had a chick cop me a gang of gear.....
levi's,polos,Jordans etc.
I cut her loose for trying to get too close
too soon.
I was out with my new thing and my sister
was at my crib doing laundry.
I go home look in my closet and everything is
slashed with razors with bytch nikka written in magic marker
all over my shyt.
I run down the stairs and ask my sister who been in
my mutha fukkin crib and she tells me she let this bytch in to use the
damn bathroom.

 

[Fatboi1]

had a chick cop me a gang of gear.....
levi's,polos,Jordans etc.
I cut her loose for trying to get too close
too soon.
I was out with my new thing and my sister
was at my crib doing laundry.
I go home look in my closet and everything is
slashed with razors with bytch nikka written in magic marker
all over my shyt.
I run down the stairs and ask my sister who been in
my mutha fukkin crib and she tells me she let this bytch in to use the
damn bathroom.

 

[the cac mamba]

, a nikka busted like he ain't ever.

Unfortunately, I busted SO hard, that...nut shot in my face and a bit on/in my mouth.

.

 

[BodieBroadus]

Biggest/most embarrassing L[oad] with a female, breh.

 

[Heretic]

I have several worst L I had was this one chick I had been dying to smash let me hit and on 3 consecutive occasions I nutted in less than 30 seconds. She told me literally that if it happened again she was through with me. I don't know wtf was wrong with me, I was scared as hell to smash again. That 4th time I went on and rubbed one out before I saw her and proceeded to smash like my family's heritage depended on it. she was like I'm glad I gave u one more shot I was like hit a few more times then I distanced myself from her because she was on some other shyt.

Another time when I was a broke college kid I went on a date with this girl and we went to dinner and the movies, kissed and messed around a little bit then we went to this bar and ran up a tab but when it came time to pay, my debit card wouldn't work, I checked my balance and saw I only had like 3 dollars in my account. I was embarrassed as fukk but she paid for it and said it was cool and such but I was still embarrassed to have the bartender tell me "hey man I don't know what you're gonna do, call somebody or something but your card got declined" we're still cool to this day but she's married with kids and still brings it up from time to time.

Another L was when I was I had this girl actually beg me to suck my dikk and about15 minutes in she started and shyt then proceeded to tell me she had a bf she had been with for 4 years and he made her mad which is why she pursued me. He kept calling like back to back the whole time she was doming me up like he knew what she was doing and after she stopped, I mean breh my dikk was still glistening from the spit shine, and she ran out the fukkin house to call him back and get home before he came over there. He had came to her apartment and sat there and she wasn't there even though she said she was. She texted me the next day telling me he dumped her that night. I didn't care, I just said he had a legit reason so what can u be mad about . She tried and tried to finish what she started but I was done with her that very night. She even came to my apartment i was living in at the time unannounced on a few occasions but one night she came wearing a pea coat and a thong with nothing else on trying to get back in my good graces but I still didn't smash . I talked to her in the living room debating internally whether or not I should smash the bejesus outta this thick ass stallion but the proper head was in control... And my brother just so happened to come over too unexpectedly which was a blessing in disguise . Because this hoe tried to rape me on some "you see me dressed in nothing an u ain't gonna fukk " type of shyt. sometimes I wish I did but something kept telling me not too because I knew this hoe was crazy.

I have more L's on reserve too, plenty of W's too. Maybe I'll post a couple of more if this thread pops off.

 

[Warren Moon]

Worst one was when I was dating this white chick. Sexiest black girl I had ever known came up to me drunk at a party Im a sophomore she's a senior. She said idk why you with that basic bytch, I can take care of you better than her then grabbed my dikk. I was a scared lil boy she was a grown woman in my eyes plus i was anti drinking and cheating at that time .
i told her i couldn't cheat but she didnt give up kept sitting on my lap all night licking my ear and shyt. Next monday at football practice all the older nikkas was clowning.



Being faithful in high school breh and she was right my chick was basic

 

[Big Boda]

We were in the theater we sat down, the movie started and I did the yawn move on her... put my arm around her and she was like "uh uh I gotta go" acted like she was bout to get up but she sat back down with me. It was all good though.. awkward but she liked it.

 

[HowardHughes]

i sent this chick my nudes bk in highschool nd she forwarded them to nearly every bytch in her class

im hung as hell so it didnt matter

 

[Heretic]

Worst one was when I was dating this white chick. Sexiest black girl I had ever known came up to me drunk at a party Im a sophomore she's a senior. She said idk why you with that basic bytch, I can take care of you better than her then grabbed my dikk. I was a scared lil boy she was a grown woman in my eyes plus i was anti drinking and cheating at that time .
i told her i couldn't cheat but she didnt give up kept sitting on my lap all night licking my ear and shyt. Next monday at football practice all the older nikkas was clowning.



Being faithful in high school breh and she was right my chick was basic

I don't really consider doing the right thing an L breh

 

[Fatboi1]

Fresh thread spin from the oblivious to female advances thread.

 

[TRFG]

More

 

[BigMan]

a pawg took a seat in front of me and stared ( like straight up staring at me intently and laughed at all my lame ass jokes and i didn't get the number nothing didn't even realize she might be into me