My Man Fuked a ***** w/No Legs...

[MicIsGod]

Man...I'm just glad I was at home alone when I read this

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

The nubs rubbing on the door
His boy texting him "look ma, no legs!!!"

man listen if she's cute, funny, caring and a well rounded woman then why not. Her having no legs doesnt make her any less then a women I would no problem sexing and being with a woman like that.

I've thought about it before and I wouldn't have a problem giving a woman who's missing some limbs a shot. I'm not really that shallow for one and even though people will judge and clown, I'm secure enough to not give a fukk and brush that shyt off.

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

After that Mandark laugh line i imagined the chick looking like this but without legs:

Yo, I know this ain't bout to sound right but fukk it. Low Key, some of them bytches on Dexter's Labortory used to have a body on them:

the hip to ass ratio was crazy

edit: don't type "dexter's mom" into google image search unless you're prepared to seem some freaky ass fanart, I wasn't expecting that at all

 

[The Guru]

The original pawg in my life.

 

[Sugar]

This story is of Deuce Bigalow proportions....
That's my AVthePharaoh..

 

[Chief]

No one can be mad at a duck tale when it is this brilliant

 

[rocksteady]

wtf is one starring this goat story?

this shyt is classic.

 

[AZBeauty]

This was really funny.

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

This story got Nas-esque imagery brehs

 

[MMS]

i wish when i was in jail they said stories like this

 

[MMS]

Yo, I know this ain't bout to sound right but fukk it. Low Key, some of them bytches on Dexter's Labortory used to have a body on them:

the hip to ass ratio was crazy

edit: don't type "dexter's mom" into google image search unless you're prepared to seem some freaky ass fanart, I wasn't expecting that at all

i had to google on the strength of this post

i always crack up when i think of the dudes who sit and take the time to draw shyt like this

 

[Donald J Trump]

i wish when i was in jail they said stories like this

fukk you was doin in jail, i didnt know having too many stretch marks was crime

 

[MMS]

fukk you was doin in jail, i didnt know having too many stretch marks was crime

its a long story :dro:

 

[Donald J Trump]

its a long story :dro:

Ohhhhhh ...this is the story about you and the little girl..i remember nikkas talkin about that

 

[Sugar]

i had to google on the strength of this post

i always crack up when i think of the dudes who sit and take the time to draw shyt like this

:redman: Wooooooo!!!!!
:tical: Mama got CAKES