Men of the coli: please describe your stroke technique

[Lo-Co]

Of the people to make this thread I would have never expected the OP. This is truly the year of fukkery

fukkery has the power to overtake us all.

 

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[DarlingNikki]

Well, my stroke technique is a 3-tier approach.

First we do yoga. When she see that thang and go "I'm supposed to take all that?" I gotta teach her how to breath and stretch, cause she bout to get that stimulus
package, nahmean?

Secondly, I go and pose down in the mirror, critiquing the lil muffin top and fat flabs that came from leaning in my chair for months while playing video games. It is meant to break
me down so that when that thang is in that thang, I can build myself up


Lastly, I hit em with just the tipassert dominance. She can drive on a Nascar track and never ride a curve like mineTypically I gotta go slow for obvious reasons, so
I just pretend I have a plate of food in each hand and want to close the kitchen drawer, with my crotch, without slamming it and waking up my peoples in my house.

Usually means I have two handfuls of titty and im going "Who is her daddy? I am her daddy. She going to Zaddy Daycare"

Somewhere in there I go flaccid cause I was too busy thinking about eating some cereal or something, but I never bust so I can tell her "This is for your own good."



TL:DR My stroke game is like rush hour traffic. Sometimes its fast, sometimes it is slow. Sometimes you get rear endedsometimes I need a jump

:beydafuq: Zaddy Daycare?

:beylol: Zaddy Daycare?

ZADDY DAYCARE.

 

[Lo-Co]

this thread

 

[QueenSheba]

you hawing me so lets fukk... unless you're a awkward social reject desperately trying to fit in like OP.

Sorry, I'm not attracted to mulattos.

 

[010101]

if you can't find it on your own let your girl show you the way bum nikkas*

 

[Lo-Co]

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[8WON6]

 

[At30wecashout]

:beydafuq: Zaddy Daycare?

:beylol: Zaddy Daycare?

ZADDY DAYCARE.

You know you got a chuckle off that shyt, meanwhile B.O.U.N.C.E like so i'm like

I try to make positive ass contributions but folks would rather I say lame shyt like errbody else.

Zaddy.Daycare.

 

[SAINT]

I follow a basic rhythm something like.

Bang

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BANG!
BANG!
BABG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!

 

[KOOL-AID]

I usually just go up n down switching the rhythm depending on how much intensity I want.... oh shyt u meant stroke havin sex never mind

 

[mson]

No hands

 

[Lo-Co]

 

[SheWantTheD]

Is you Kant or Kent? Ol' virgin ass

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Call women virgins like it's a bad thing brehs