Lets talk about the gulliest dude in SEINFELD history

[SHAQAVELLI]

Jerry giving Izzy Mandelbaum the but he didn't know Izzy's son was about that life

But Jerry put both of them in the hospital

 

[Optimus Prime]

Elaine was gully while she was running Peterman. I remember when she fought Frank Costanza after trashing
George...

Elaine: All right. Well, we’ll talk about it tomorrow at the office. (Mr. Costanza enters)
Frank: Okay, where’s my boy?
George: Oh my God.
Frank: I’m sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger? (He hits George in the head)
George: Ow! Dad…
Frank: Who put you up to this, was it her?
Elaine: All right. Wait a minute. I think you’ve got it backwards.
Frank: My George isn’t clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.
Elaine: You got that right.
Frank: What the hell does that mean?
Elaine: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
Frank: You sayin’ you want a piece of me?
Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Frank: You wanna piece of me? You got it! (They begin to fight)

 

[jwinfield]

He was about to lose that bread! Gangstas hate losing money!!!!

Elaine fukked his life. Put him out of business and he had to move to another continent. She did this for shyts and giggles.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Don't sleep. He used to have jerry and them adjustin ALL their behavior with the demeanor

 

[Methodical]

This was first time Jerry did some foul sh!t to an old lady cause he mugs her and he's a punk for this sh!t. We all know he wouldn't do this to any random dude.

 

[BAMBA]

Some good points being made here for Elaine being the gulliest character.

• Had George straight up admitting he was scared of her
• Used to shove these fools around like rag dolls

• Made Jerry eat her out AND get him some fresh mango after
• Made that NBC Exec commit that
• bytch was so gully they put her in a jail cell with 3 other men

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Elaine gotta take a steb back because this girl

Been styling on her since COLLEGE

 

[Francis White]

I have never watched an episode of Seinfield....

You want a medal? You feel special ? Foh .

 

[Monoblock]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

• stole chicks clock and left his russian hat at her place just to find an excuse to come back and get another date
• got caught trying to replace Marble Rye bread at Susan's parents house after his parents took it back
• Got caught faking a handicap at work and got mobbed by old people after wrecking into one of their Power Scooters
• got called out for trying to pass off a cashmere sweater with an obvious red dot on it
• got into a competition with Lloyd Braun selling computers, started buying them himself and Kramer ultimately fukking them all up in a rage..serenity now

 

[jwinfield]

Some good points being made here for Elaine being the gulliest character.

• Had George straight up admitting he was scared of her
• Used to shove these fools around like rag dolls

• Made Jerry eat her out AND get him some fresh mango after
• Made that NBC Exec commit that
• bytch was so gully they put her in a jail cell with 3 other men

Look at how she was raised, we already talked about her Pops bytching Jerry into ruining a $200 suede jacket, her uncle worked with Lee Harvey Oswald

• She sat in the Yankees owner seats wearing a Orioles hat and gave security the when they told her to take it off
• Would fukk dudes only if they were sponge worthy, essentially giving dudes interviews to see if they worthy of the puss. Had dudes studying and stuttering.
• Had people thinking she killed Susie
• Doctors didn't want to deal with her
• Ruined George's girl's recital by laughing
• Found out her boyfriend was in a car accident and stopped to get some Jujyfruits before going to the hospital
• Threw George's toupee out the window
• Broke up with Tony after he fell off a cliff because he became ugly
• And you know her sex game is , Jerry begged her to let him smash again, her dirty talking had Jerry, Kramer and George going

 

[Monoblock]

Look at how she was raised, we already talked about her Pops bytching Jerry into ruining a $200 suede jacket, her uncle worked with Lee Harvey Oswald

• She sat in the Yankees owner seats wearing a Orioles hat and gave security the when they told her to take it off
• Would fukk dudes only if they were sponge worthy, essentially giving dudes interviews to see if they worthy of the puss. Had dudes studying and stuttering.
• Had people thinking she killed Susie
• Doctors didn't want to deal with her
• Ruined George's girl's recital by laughing
• Found out her boyfriend was in a car accident and stopped to get some Jujyfruits before going to the hospital
• Threw George's toupee out the window
• Broke up with Tony after he fell off a cliff because he became ugly
• And you know her sex game is , Jerry begged her to let him smash again, her dirty talking had Jerry, Kramer and George going

She met her match with Putty though. He was a straight savage on the p*ssy and had her running for the dikk making excuses about leaving gloves at his place. Jerry was pimping her betting she'd fukk Putty and he was sitting back like a boss while she counted his money.

And then when they went to jail on the last episode Putty just walks away to do Family Guy.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Great thread

 

[Monoblock]

Puddy's coat/jacket game was on point too

Pimpin Elaine by day with his man-fur

Wearing 8 Ball jackets...

And a face painting Goon from The Warriors giving old priest heart attacks at night

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

She met her match with Putty though. He was a straight savage on the p*ssy and had her running for the dikk making excuses about leaving gloves at his place. Jerry was pimping her betting she'd fukk Putty and he was sitting back like a boss while she counted his money.

And then when they went to jail on the last episode Putty just walks away to do Family Guy.

She was no match......






















...for the 8 ball

 

[StackBundles]

I still wanna fukk Elaine