Is Kim Kardashian the new Marilyn Monroe?
- Thread starter Mr Uncle Leroy
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Ricky Church
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they are both glorified slutbags, so yeah I guess she would be. don't give a fukk to be honest tho.
Well if you compare their plastic surgery, you could probably say yes in that regard.
Crazy that Joe D played on some one the most winningest and swagged out Yankee teams and STILL simped out on this bytch. And Joe wasn't some average ass player, he was a fuking star. Dude gave up like 2 years of his career to "fight" in WWII and people praised him for that shyt. He coulda had any bytch he wanted. It wasn't like Marilyn was the only top tier Hollywood bytch back then either.
Being a Yankee alone in the 20s-early 60s was an automatic p*ssy pass.
shyt, I'm sure Casey Stengel was getting p*ssy after games here and there.
I read w article about him, and lost all respect. Dude would plant flowers on her grave for years after, he tried to tame a ho and lost.
http://www.randomhouse.com/kvpa/talese/essays/dimaggio.html
http://www.randomhouse.com/kvpa/talese/essays/dimaggio.html
It's sad fam because everyone KNEW Joe D loved that bytch. It's bugged out because it's not like she plucked him out of obscurity. Joe D was a star and a bootleg war hero that the govt/media used as a symbol of making military might look glamorous to these little kids.
But it's almost like he felt like he hit the lottery with this bytch when he fukking accomplished more than her. What has Marilyn Monroe done that comes close to a fvcking 56 game hit streak?
He prolly ignored her slore ways and thought she'd be the housewife type. And that's hard to do when you're fvcking JFK and RFK. Towards the end of her life/career, Marilyn was giving up the puss to high rollers because they kept her pockets fat and got her appearances/movies. But the cats that ran the industry knew that bytch was burnt out, popping pills/doing drugs and clearly had some issues. bytch was toxic.
Even after they broke up, Joe D prolly still thought they could make it work.
OG_StankBrefs
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Marilyn Monroe would've got the pipe.
Marilyn Monroe had the President of the United States trickin
Kim married a shytty rapper
She can play MM all day but she better not even think about trying to be Lizzy
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
Everything you're saying makes sense. However, not only the coli is still talking about MM. She was IT back then. To some, she clearly still is. Earning 15 mil after being dead for so long?
Let her sleep.
I still prefer Kim though.
And Liz Taylor was NATURALLY beautiful.
*Then posts a pic of her with makeup on*
Something's fishy about you Raul. You give me a froggy feeling.
