Cat piss martini
Veteran
Some of my guys but not even half of them.
But because of that; he's likely to get p*ssy....its women out there who will eat that shyt up.so You saved a p*ssy
War gets deep, some beef is everlasting
just my opinion.nikka hell no!!!!!!
BREAUGH I USED TO HATE CATS...
HALLOWEEN 2003...
IM ON THE HOMIE BLOCK CHILLING,
AND I SEE A GOLD KITTEN IN HIS FRONT LAWN.
I SNUCK UP AND TRIED TO PUNT
THAT LIL fukkER.
HE GOT AWAY THOUGH...
MY MANS WAS LIKE
"WHY YOU DO THAT?"
"WHY GOT A LOT OF MICE IN THE CRIB,
SO WE COULDA TOOK HIM IN"
LATER THAT NIGHT I SAW HIM AGAIN
AND CAUGHT HIM.
WE BOUGHT HIM SOME FOOD
AND TOOK HIM IN.
I NAMED HIM "HOGAN CAT"
MY MANS MOMS WAS TRIPPING THOUGH
AND WOULDNT LET THEM KEEP HIM
SO I BROUGHT HIM HOME WITH ME.
I NUTURED HIM, WATCHED HIM GROW...
HE WAS THE COOLEST CAT EVER...
A BEAST...
USED TO BULLY MY DOGS...
USED TO DISAPPEAR IN THE WOODS
FOR DAYS THEN COME BACK HOME.
ONE TIME HE CAME BACK SHREDDED UP...
THOSE DAMN RAc00nS CAUGHT HIM
AND fukkED HIM UP BAD.
(Another reason to hate c00ns)
MAD WOUNDS ALL OVER, ESPECIALLY HIS CHEST
BUT HE ESCAPED.
I GAVE HIM A BATH,
PUT PEROXIDE ON HIM
AND PATCHED HIM UP.
I TOLD MY POPS TO STOP LETTING HIM GO OUTSIDE AFTER THAT.
TIME GOES ON AND 1 DAY I COME HOME...
MY POPS LIKE
"HOGAN RAN OUT THE HOUSE ONE DAY WHEN I WAS WALKING IN"
ME: "WHAT HAPPENED"
POPS: "HE GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR"
SOME HOW MY nikka SURVIVED THOUGH,
BROKEN HIND LEGS AND ALL.
HE COULDNT WALK FOR A WHILE
AND WHEN HE FINALLY HEALED UP
HE HAD A BAD LIMP.
HE WAS WITH ME FOR YEARS
UNTIL HE STARVED TO DEATH ONE DAY
WHEN I WAS I TOUGH TIMES
AND COULDNT AFFORD FOOD FOR US.
I WENT IN TO GIVE HIM SOME CHICKEN
AND MY nikka WAS LAYING THERE DEAD.
MY SMALL CAT "LIL DUDE" WAS NUDGING HIM
BUT IT WAS OVER.
BURRIED HIM IN MY BACK YARD
AND POURED SOME 32 OZ HIGHLIFE
WITH MY MANS.
I STILL MISS MY HOMIE.
@Elle Driver 's soul is teetering on the edge of being damned for eternity, friend. She's troubled like oh noo and needs your help.When we behave we are at our best, friend.
@Elle Driver the devil didn't make cats, God did, friend.
Be a good Samaritan and ask for a vet to come out and see if any of them are adoptable. Some strays/ferals can be adoptedthe spot i got on the southside
where i keep drywall,paint etc.
it's like 20 stray cats/kittens that i've
been feeding for like 4 years.
when I hit the back yard it's like jesus
walking on water to them.