The fact that, that thing had so much stamina freaked me out...
Get chased by an Ostrich brehs
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These Animals know that these cacs are up to no good
What cracks me up is the fact that the antelope (or gazelle idk) didn't aim low and ram the bike. That thing made sure to elevate and hit that dude directly haha.
BaldingSoHard
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Speaking of joust, how the hell did that game work? Were you supposed to be able to knock other people off? I literally never did anything in that game but die.
Chrishaune
Veteran
These Animals know that these cacs are up to no good
Cycle across the safari like it's all good brehs....
ThatTruth777
Superstar
dam ostriches be like don't let me run up on ya or I'm gonna have to break you off something
Carolina Slim
Superstar
↓R↑LYB
I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
Wouldn't be much of a problem. All you'd have to do is shoot in for a double leg takedown, mount, then finish with an arm triangle. It'd take less than 60 seconds
x posted on JBO..
my grandpops had about 15 of them things at one time selling eggs for decorations and shyt. breh he got trampled and stomped one time trying to feed them and fukked him up real good. pops was in icu for a minute and took forever to recover. sold them hoes as soon as he got back home. things are NOTHING to fukk with. when they testosterone is up.. nikka watch the fukk out
my grandpops had about 15 of them things at one time selling eggs for decorations and shyt. breh he got trampled and stomped one time trying to feed them and fukked him up real good. pops was in icu for a minute and took forever to recover. sold them hoes as soon as he got back home. things are NOTHING to fukk with. when they testosterone is up.. nikka watch the fukk out
BelowTheMasonDixon
Veteran
http://www.wikihow.com/images/4/4e/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich-Step-3.jpg
Play dead. In a 1918 article in The Atlantic magazine, former President Theodore Roosevelt wrote, "If, when assailed by the ostrich, the man stands erect, he is in great danger. But by the simple expedient of lying down, he escapes all danger." The experience of ostrich farmers, naturalists, and adventurers has largely confirmed Roosevelt's observation. Since ostriches kick forward and downward, the chance of injury is much lower if you lie face down on the ground and cover your head and neck with your arms. Your back will still be exposed, but this is much safer than if your front were open to attack. Additionally, the ostrich is not able to kick very effectively at an object on the ground, and eventually it will lose interest if you play dead. The bird will still likely stand on you--it's been described as dancing by some who've gone through the experience--and it may even sit on you for a while, but it will most likely not rip you open if you do this equivalent of burying your head in the sand.
Play dead. In a 1918 article in The Atlantic magazine, former President Theodore Roosevelt wrote, "If, when assailed by the ostrich, the man stands erect, he is in great danger. But by the simple expedient of lying down, he escapes all danger." The experience of ostrich farmers, naturalists, and adventurers has largely confirmed Roosevelt's observation. Since ostriches kick forward and downward, the chance of injury is much lower if you lie face down on the ground and cover your head and neck with your arms. Your back will still be exposed, but this is much safer than if your front were open to attack. Additionally, the ostrich is not able to kick very effectively at an object on the ground, and eventually it will lose interest if you play dead. The bird will still likely stand on you--it's been described as dancing by some who've gone through the experience--and it may even sit on you for a while, but it will most likely not rip you open if you do this equivalent of burying your head in the sand.
Ironman
#Knickstape
You aren't getting that close man one shot and their heavy as shytI know brazillian Jiu-jitsu
There's no need
Birnin Zana
Honorary Wakandan
http://www.wikihow.com/images/4/4e/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich-Step-3.jpg
Play dead. In a 1918 article in The Atlantic magazine, former President Theodore Roosevelt wrote, "If, when assailed by the ostrich, the man stands erect, he is in great danger. But by the simple expedient of lying down, he escapes all danger." The experience of ostrich farmers, naturalists, and adventurers has largely confirmed Roosevelt's observation. Since ostriches kick forward and downward, the chance of injury is much lower if you lie face down on the ground and cover your head and neck with your arms. Your back will still be exposed, but this is much safer than if your front were open to attack. Additionally, the ostrich is not able to kick very effectively at an object on the ground, and eventually it will lose interest if you play dead. The bird will still likely stand on you--it's been described as dancing by some who've gone through the experience--and it may even sit on you for a while, but it will most likely not rip you open if you do this equivalent of burying your head in the sand.
Ostrich doing the two-step on you before he leaves
Champagne Kudo
Shyness Boy
http://www.wikihow.com/images/4/4e/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich-Step-3.jpg
Play dead. In a 1918 article in The Atlantic magazine, former President Theodore Roosevelt wrote, "If, when assailed by the ostrich, the man stands erect, he is in great danger. But by the simple expedient of lying down, he escapes all danger." The experience of ostrich farmers, naturalists, and adventurers has largely confirmed Roosevelt's observation. Since ostriches kick forward and downward, the chance of injury is much lower if you lie face down on the ground and cover your head and neck with your arms. Your back will still be exposed, but this is much safer than if your front were open to attack. Additionally, the ostrich is not able to kick very effectively at an object on the ground, and eventually it will lose interest if you play dead. The bird will still likely stand on you--it's been described as dancing by some who've gone through the experience--and it may even sit on you for a while, but it will most likely not rip you open if you do this equivalent of burying your head in the sand.
http://www.wikihow.com/images/4/4e/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich-Step-3.jpg
Play dead. In a 1918 article in The Atlantic magazine, former President Theodore Roosevelt wrote, "If, when assailed by the ostrich, the man stands erect, he is in great danger. But by the simple expedient of lying down, he escapes all danger." The experience of ostrich farmers, naturalists, and adventurers has largely confirmed Roosevelt's observation. Since ostriches kick forward and downward, the chance of injury is much lower if you lie face down on the ground and cover your head and neck with your arms. Your back will still be exposed, but this is much safer than if your front were open to attack. Additionally, the ostrich is not able to kick very effectively at an object on the ground, and eventually it will lose interest if you play dead. The bird will still likely stand on you--it's been described as dancing by some who've gone through the experience--and it may even sit on you for a while, but it will most likely not rip you open if you do this equivalent of burying your head in the sand.
Ironman
#Knickstape
http://www.wikihow.com/images/4/4e/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich-Step-3.jpg
Play dead. In a 1918 article in The Atlantic magazine, former President Theodore Roosevelt wrote, "If, when assailed by the ostrich, the man stands erect, he is in great danger. But by the simple expedient of lying down, he escapes all danger." The experience of ostrich farmers, naturalists, and adventurers has largely confirmed Roosevelt's observation. Since ostriches kick forward and downward, the chance of injury is much lower if you lie face down on the ground and cover your head and neck with your arms. Your back will still be exposed, but this is much safer than if your front were open to attack. Additionally, the ostrich is not able to kick very effectively at an object on the ground, and eventually it will lose interest if you play dead. The bird will still likely stand on you--it's been described as dancing by some who've gone through the experience--and it may even sit on you for a while, but it will most likely not rip you open if you do this equivalent of burying your head in the sand.
That shyt gone tap dance on me with them claws??!
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