ESPN Draft Analyst: "He (Porzingis) will be a BUST because he has soft eyes"

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:mjlol: So what about Chef Curry?

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MVP,eyes dont mean shyt

thats the eyes of a HANDSOME confident young man.

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Nothing to do with eyes but i wouldnt trust the fate of my fracnhise in 2015 with someone sporting such a fakkity haircut real talk....Thats that con air even cut bs that reaks of im not gonna amount to shyt...
 

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Im not down on the eyes thing .. but this dude really does have bust written all over him
 

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Dude is talking about dating Riri already
A straight up clown :scust:
 

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Dude is talking about dating Riri already
A straight up clown :scust:
The RiRi comment is probably the best part of his scouting report. Willing to take on known crazy, but potentially outstanding, cooch is the most ******ish shyt he could possibly do at this point.

He could have gone the safe route. Nope. He went straight to the crazy cooch. He might have some F*CK IT to him.
 

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Dan Dakich, NBA

start listening at the 4:27 mark.

Danny Kanell: So you love Russell, why do you hate Porzingis?
Dan Dakich: Cause he can't play, he's got bad eyes.......he's got soft eyes. Eyes are a big deal to me. Look at great players and look at their eyes......the more I watch this kid, the worse I think he is.

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dan dakich ain't tellin no lies. nikka's eyes looks soft as fukk. next Darko right here. hopefully phil isn't stupid enough to take him at 4.
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he does look like he gonna be trash in that photo.

I actually agree with him. You can tell alot about a man by looking into his eyes. this euro comes off as a p*ssy. I think he's gonna get punked outta the league.

I'm sorry but a guy that looks like that is a 2nd rounder. You can see the don't care in him. Cutler has taught me

This dude is gon be a scrub he gonna get killed on defense and he gonna be Steve Novak 2.0 on offense but not even that good a shooter



he had like 14 assists the whole season or some shyt :mjlol:



And yea u can tell he soft as baby shyt just lookin at him no homo:stopitslime:

"Steve Novak 2.0" ya'll. :mjpls:
 
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