Eon Musk: 100 participants set to go to mars indefinitely. Meet the participants.

[Tommy Knocks]

the brother story was obviously sarcasm, but you use your brain so much i guess you know that. Use your brain and edit the thread title

fukk out of here. You decided to chalk on about it, I was going to let it go, but the bit about "11 pages" means you're confused how folks can over look a letter missing. OH I WONDER. aint editing shyt, you know who the fukk Im talking about, you're not stupid.

 

[JuRen15]

fukk out of here. You decided to chalk on about it, I was going to let it go, but the bit about "11 pages" means you're confused how folks can over look a letter missing. OH I WONDER. aint editing shyt, you know who the fukk Im talking about, you're not stupid.

you right
I'll see myself out

 

[HonoredOne]

Honestly think they sending these people out as a test run for the people they really want to send. They know with climate change, pollution, and the general fukkery with a.i, nukes, that the Earth as we know it is on a timer. Really hope I'm wrong about this shyt

 

[Dzali OG]

So they'll go to Mars, get eaten by aliens, who will then have a taste for human flesh and invade Earth en mass to eat all of us. Thus setting off a planetary war.

 

[FaTaL]

Are they living in tents or a man made base on mars?

 

[unit321]

Mars One Community Platform

I'll save you time, only 3.

Well, it's a suicide mission.
International Space Station has not replicated life on Mars. They are all going to freeze and die.

Mars One rocket: Mars One to Houston, we are two days away from reaching Mars. But temps are colder than we thought. It is 40 degrees now in the captain's deck.
Houston: You restarted the heater core?
Mars One rocket: Heater core is running at 100%
Houston: It's still cold?
Mars One: It is going down 5 degrees every day.
Houston:

 

[FaTaL]

If we successfully land on Mars, could we live there?


They have no chance, there's not even a safe way to land yet

 

[Apollo Creed]

So they'll go to Mars, get eaten by aliens, who will then have a taste for human flesh and invade Earth en mass to eat all of us. Thus setting off a planetary war.

 

[joeychizzle]

So they'll go to Mars, get eaten by aliens, who will then have a taste for human flesh and invade Earth en mass to eat all of us. Thus setting off a planetary war.

Normally this post would easily be disregarded as satire or tinfoil cacpot theories but seeing as this is the Coli... are you being serious?

Are they living in tents or a man made base on mars?

Tents? Like a camping trip?
Imagine pulling up on Mars... you're about to setup living quarters and you open the box marked habitation... inside all you see is some dusty fukking second hand camping shyt.

All participants about to look like that guy in the tent. DEAD

 

[Zak Bible]

Mars One Community Platform

I'll save you time, only 3.

Space not real so no ones going anywhere

 

[Dzali OG]

Normally this post would easily be disregarded as satire or tinfoil cacpot theories but seeing as this is the Coli... are you being serious?

Of course not. Meant to add it sounds like the plot to a typical scifi movie.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

They successfully tested the rocket that's supposed to send them.

 

[Wild self]

This is going to be a disaster. Being trapped in that small space for years is going to cause people to snap and fukk up equipment. These girls are going to end up pregnant being trapped that long with all those guys and somebody is going to start killing people over hurt feelings or a mental breakdown.

I can see them broads knocked up and picking favorites and dudes catching feelings.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

So they'll go to Mars, get eaten by aliens, who will then have a taste for human flesh and invade Earth en mass to eat all of us. Thus setting off a planetary war.

We finna have some cosmic Uncle Toms running around here talking about “all Martian people ain’t bad”.

“Stop putting yourself in positions where they want to eat you”

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

So what happened? Was it all a scam?