Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread

[gldnone913]

nikka fight back

 

[pawdalaw]

Once upon a time I rented an apt. From a Greek dude, He had multiple streams of income. So whenever he needed something done I would jump at rh chance... Trying to soak up game. One we go to his Mcmansion to do some work. And his 3 year old son says i look like kaka. Sjyt was mad akward. After that I stopped working him and stiffed him on 2 months rent.

 

[Raizan]

Once upon a time I rented an apt. From a Greek dude, He had multiple streams of income. So whenever he needed something done I would jump at rh chance... Trying to soak up game. One we go to his Mcmansion to do some work. And his 3 year old son says i look like kaka. Sjyt was mad akward. After that I stopped working him and stiffed him on 2 months rent.

Damn... A 3 year old got in your head like that?

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

My daughter is ruthless. She kills me and wifey out on streets all the time. We raised her to not get picked up and spit fire. Now we dealing with it. Shes only 5 too.

Outside in the park with a group of bad bytches around. They put manure down and she hit me with the "daddi the park smells like your room when you fart"
Went to a buffet and got up to get another plate she yells "damn dad you already had 4 plates dont be fat"

We went to a petting zoo and she ethered my wife while she was pregnant with "mom if you were pink youd look like that pig" We left ASAP.

 

[Shadowmayne]

I’m at my bro’s house we’re just kicking shyt & playing the game...His nephew comes in, looks at me and says “He look like a GUHL (girl)”

 

[gldnone913]

how I found out one of my exes was cheating:

Me: Hey, girl. How's it going? Hey, that's a nice lil chain! Where'd did you get that?

Her Nephew: Not from you! She got a REAL boyfriend now!

Her:

Me:

cold as ice. These kids don't got no filter, breh.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Was at my sister's house spending the weekend and I hadn't cut my hair so I wasn't my typical clean cut, on top of that I had just woken up I hadn't taken a shower nor combed my hair.

Niece: It looks like you have a bee hive on your head.

Me: You have big clown feet and your mother doesn't love you


I'm not even playing, I swear to god I said this. I can't help it, I have a hair trigger tongue, every age will, can and has gotten clapped if they initiate with me.

 

[Blankthawtz]

yea my 3 year old is on that path...i respect the hell out of intelligence and my son is full of it at such a early age...he will slick talk the shyt out of u if u not careful....thats why i gotta keep him in check in conversations...

I'll be like....

Me: did you do your homework

son: no

Me: why not?

son: because i'm doing it now..present tense

me:

i wanna smack fire out of him for the slickness but i admire the hell out of him for the cleverness....

 

[gldnone913]

Was at my sister's house spending the weekend and I hadn't cut my hair so I wasn't my typical clean cut, on top of that I had just woken up I hadn't taken a shower nor combed my hair.

Niece: It looks like you have a bee hive on your head.

Me: You have big clown feet and your mother doesn't love you


I'm not even playing, I swear to god I said this. I can't help it, I have a hair trigger tongue, every age will, can and has gotten clapped if they initiate with me.

it's a child, breh

 

[ChatGPT-5]

it's a child, breh

so

 

[Torenko]

@ the response & profile pic.

 

[NinoBrown]

it's a child, breh

Old enough to speak, old enough for beats....I know all too well....

 

[Another Man]

One of my coworkers, a white cat, was in the grocery store with his son one day, and while they were in the checkout line, his son spots a black lady holding her infant.
Dude tells me that the baby had wild hair that was standing upright on its head

Lil man tugs at his dad's sleeve and excitedly yells out (in a packed store): "DADDY. THAT LADY HAS A MONKEY"

Without even a split moment of hesitation, pops does an about-face and runs out the store like leaving a cart full of groceries in front of the register.

 

[Uitomy]

Brother: I want to go to bed
Aunt: ok luc you know how we talked about squirrels and snails? You know they sleep at night
Brother: yeah, but I know what wolves and owls do at night too, I'm going down stairs to daddy

My mom gonna hate this nikka when he turns 16

 

[MaxBundles]

I've got one of those pop vinyl green ranger tees

This one

My nephew (6) totally innocently goes

When you die. Can I have that tee?



I'm was like there's easier ways of going about getting this shirt or one like it I assure you.

This thread is hilarious lmao