Brehs, I'm getting a kitten in 2 weeks. Free daps and rep
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James Gordon
Superstar
Read it wrong thought you was talkin bout a different kitten
Congratulations on yo pet may it never catch fleas
Congratulations on yo pet may it never catch fleas
Reality
Make your own luck.
Dogs>>>>cats. This thread reminds me of how I accidentally ended up busting a nut on a dumbass cat.
This one white chick I was messing w/, her roommate had two cats. Both were annoying, but one (his name was Jimmy) would just constantly come and stare at us or do other dumb shyt while we were smashing. If I closed the door to ole girl's room, Jimmy would just keep pawing at the door like a dumbass.
I was making food w/ this girl in the kitchen one day when her roommate was out of town, one thing led to another
, and we ended up doin our thing on the kitchen floor.
As we're going at it, I notice something keeps nudging my leg. I look back, and Jimmy's troll ass has his head in a paper grocery bag (for some reason cats like bags???), and he's methodically ramming his paper bag-covered head into my leg.
At this point I'm like what the fukk?
This is a new low for this motherfukker Jimmy. So I stopped for a second. Chick loudly tells him at him to "get". And he scurries off behind the island with his bag covered head. We start up again. A minute later, this motherfukker comes back and nudging me again.
By this point I'm losing patience with this little motherfukker. The chick is like "Jimmy. Stop!" and grabs the bag off Jimmy's head.
Kid you not, Jimmy is looking at me dead in the face just like this:
The girl's like "Jimmy, go!" And he won't respond. Just locked eyes with me looking at me like.
I'm like "Word?" And at this point I realize me and Jimmy have been at war on some territorial shyt this whole time and I've just realized it.
At that moment it came to me....Jimmy had never really seen me take this shyt all the way before. So I'm like aight you little motherfukker I'll show you who's boss around here
.
This girl used to always ask me to pull out and finish on her (face or ass) when I was done, so I'm thinking "Yeah Jimmy. You gone see who's boss today
"
So I break eye contact with Jimmy and tell the girl "You know what, don't worry about the cat. I'm focused enough if you are."
So we get back to doing our thing. Meanwhile, I can feel the cat just looking at me. I feel myself getting close and tell the girl "You ready?
"
I hop up and position myself perpendicular to the girl w/ her back on the ground, and she readies herself with her eyes closed. I look up at Jimmy and he's looking at the situation like
"The fukk is going on?" I'm like yeah bytch this is happening.
I look back down at the girl, and
...monster nut. Head cocked back, eyes closed.
I hear a "rrrrzzzoowwwwwrrrrr" and as I open my eyes see Jimmy bolting around the corner.
I look down at the girl like
. "Let me get you a paper towl."
She looks back at me like
"What?"
-"Ummm........I think you got Jimmy too.
"
"F'real?
"
-"Yeah I think felt him nuzzling me at the last second.
"
We both get up and start looking for Jimmy. We walk into the living room and see Jimmy under the TV stand, sitting in the shadow looking just like this as we approach, just with his ears flat.
Ole girl brings him out of the shadow, picks him up, looks at him and shows me this:
Dumbass cat had come to investigate and caught a stray in the process.
I'm like:
Chick tried to play serious for half a sec but was like:
And Jimmy never fukked with me again.
This one white chick I was messing w/, her roommate had two cats. Both were annoying, but one (his name was Jimmy) would just constantly come and stare at us or do other dumb shyt while we were smashing. If I closed the door to ole girl's room, Jimmy would just keep pawing at the door like a dumbass.
I was making food w/ this girl in the kitchen one day when her roommate was out of town, one thing led to another
, and we ended up doin our thing on the kitchen floor.As we're going at it, I notice something keeps nudging my leg. I look back, and Jimmy's troll ass has his head in a paper grocery bag (for some reason cats like bags???), and he's methodically ramming his paper bag-covered head into my leg.
At this point I'm like what the fukk?
This is a new low for this motherfukker Jimmy. So I stopped for a second. Chick loudly tells him at him to "get". And he scurries off behind the island with his bag covered head. We start up again. A minute later, this motherfukker comes back and nudging me again.By this point I'm losing patience with this little motherfukker. The chick is like "Jimmy. Stop!" and grabs the bag off Jimmy's head.
Kid you not, Jimmy is looking at me dead in the face just like this:
The girl's like "Jimmy, go!" And he won't respond. Just locked eyes with me looking at me like.
I'm like "Word?" And at this point I realize me and Jimmy have been at war on some territorial shyt this whole time and I've just realized it.
At that moment it came to me....Jimmy had never really seen me take this shyt all the way before. So I'm like aight you little motherfukker I'll show you who's boss around here
.This girl used to always ask me to pull out and finish on her (face or ass) when I was done, so I'm thinking "Yeah Jimmy. You gone see who's boss today
"So I break eye contact with Jimmy and tell the girl "You know what, don't worry about the cat. I'm focused enough if you are.
"So we get back to doing our thing. Meanwhile, I can feel the cat just looking at me. I feel myself getting close and tell the girl "You ready?
"I hop up and position myself perpendicular to the girl w/ her back on the ground, and she readies herself with her eyes closed. I look up at Jimmy and he's looking at the situation like
"The fukk is going on?" I'm like yeah bytch this is happening.I look back down at the girl, and
...monster nut. Head cocked back, eyes closed.I hear a "rrrrzzzoowwwwwrrrrr" and as I open my eyes see Jimmy bolting around the corner.
I look down at the girl like
. "Let me get you a paper towl."She looks back at me like
"What?"
-"Ummm........I think you got Jimmy too.
""F'real?
"-"Yeah I think felt him nuzzling me at the last second.
"We both get up and start looking for Jimmy. We walk into the living room and see Jimmy under the TV stand, sitting in the shadow looking just like this as we approach, just with his ears flat.
Ole girl brings him out of the shadow, picks him up, looks at him and shows me this:
Dumbass cat had come to investigate and caught a stray in the process.
I'm like:
Chick tried to play serious for half a sec but was like:
And Jimmy never fukked with me again.
DerrtySouthpaw
Gawdisbyke
cats are ok, if im going to spend money on a pet and pick up its shyt,etc you can atleast let me know when nikkas about to pull up. congrats tho my boi
Can I neg you?
SUAJCS*93*
Banned
This shyt is singlehandedly the softest thread title I've ever read on here
Eastside Get The Money
Veteran
No need to declaw 
old head told me long ago if you don't want things scratched up don't get a cat.
I just got a kitten a few months ago. No issues get a scratching post, some type of sitting tower, and a spray bottle. Every time he used to hop on my couch I would light him up with the spray bottle he learned quickly
old head told me long ago if you don't want things scratched up don't get a cat.I just got a kitten a few months ago. No issues get a scratching post, some type of sitting tower, and a spray bottle. Every time he used to hop on my couch I would light him up with the spray bottle
he learned quicklyOut of all the dudes who've had cats that I've come across in life, 9/10 have been real nikkas. 
Aww he's cute, my cousin's cat scratched my arm up when I was younger so I don't mess with them like that
but I got a
about two months ago; first time I saw him, I bugged out, looked like a big ass rat
lol but now he's my mini-me; I just put him on my shoulder and let him chill.
nails grow too fast though, gotta trim it again :/
edit: miss him
but I got a
about two months ago; first time I saw him, I bugged out, looked like a big ass ratlol but now he's my mini-me; I just put him on my shoulder and let him chill.
nails grow too fast though, gotta trim it again :/
edit: miss him
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King of Creampies
Hop in. You coming too!
My coworker found him in a bag dumped in a garbage can. She rescued him and gave him to the rescue center. I'm gonna adopt him in 2 weeks, got the approval today. I'm gonna name the lil nikka Reggie. I'm so happy, brehs.
My lil nikka
Word my dude.
I got 2 my damm self.
Woman of god
Banned
Y would u want to do that
fukk that, do not declaw your cat.
that is the only way they can defend themselves.
HellRell804
Banned
Dogs>>>>cats. This thread reminds me of how I accidentally ended up busting a nut on a dumbass cat.
This one white chick I was messing w/, her roommate had two cats. Both were annoying, but one (his name was Jimmy) would just constantly come and stare at us or do other dumb shyt while we were smashing. If I closed the door to ole girl's room, Jimmy would just keep pawing at the door like a dumbass.
I was making food w/ this girl in the kitchen one day when her roommate was out of town, one thing led to another
As we're going at it, I notice something keeps nudging my leg. I look back, and Jimmy's troll ass has his head in a paper grocery bag (for some reason cats like bags???), and he's methodically ramming his paper bag-covered head into my leg.
At this point I'm like what the fukk?
By this point I'm losing patience with this little motherfukker. The chick is like "Jimmy. Stop!" and grabs the bag off Jimmy's head.
Kid you not, Jimmy is looking at me dead in the face just like this:
The girl's like "Jimmy, go!" And he won't respond. Just locked eyes with me looking at me like.
I'm like "Word?" And at this point I realize me and Jimmy have been at war on some territorial shyt this whole time and I've just realized it.
At that moment it came to me....Jimmy had never really seen me take this shyt all the way before. So I'm like aight you little motherfukker I'll show you who's boss around here
This girl used to always ask me to pull out and finish on her (face or ass) when I was done, so I'm thinking "Yeah Jimmy. You gone see who's boss today
So I break eye contact with Jimmy and tell the girl "You know what, don't worry about the cat. I'm focused enough if you are.
So we get back to doing our thing. Meanwhile, I can feel the cat just looking at me. I feel myself getting close and tell the girl "You ready?
I hop up and position myself perpendicular to the girl w/ her back on the ground, and she readies herself with her eyes closed. I look up at Jimmy and he's looking at the situation like
I look back down at the girl, and
I hear a "rrrrzzzoowwwwwrrrrr" and as I open my eyes see Jimmy bolting around the corner.
I look down at the girl like
She looks back at me like
"What?"
-"Ummm........I think you got Jimmy too.
"F'real?
-"Yeah I think felt him nuzzling me at the last second.
We both get up and start looking for Jimmy. We walk into the living room and see Jimmy under the TV stand, sitting in the shadow looking just like this as we approach, just with his ears flat.
Ole girl brings him out of the shadow, picks him up, looks at him and shows me this:
Dumbass cat had come to investigate and caught a stray in the process.
I'm like:
Chick tried to play serious for half a sec but was like:
And Jimmy never fukked with me again.
I laughed my ass off +rep
Born2BKing
Veteran
No need to declaw
I just got a kitten a few months ago. No issues get a scratching post, some type of sitting tower, and a spray bottle. Every time he used to hop on my couch I would light him up with the spray bottle
Do ya'll recommend a cat tree house? A couple people told me I need one of these jawns but they look like they take up an ass of space.Word my dude.
I got 2 my damm self.
@RoyalQ @LordLoco
