Breaking News! Justin Bieber Caught Sneaking Out OF A Brothel LMAO

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Justin Biebers meltdown is going to be amazing...the real meltdown, not just this little kid with money shyt going on now.:ohlawd:

Bieber's hair will thin and his waistline will expand and in no time at all he'll be bloated and haggard and will carry a look of quiet desperation permanently etched into his increasingly baggy eyes as he performs on VH1's "Remember Me Now?" concert. He will lie in bed each night next to a wife he doesn't love (whose looks, sadly, are also beginning to fade) and stare at the ceiling and mourn his lost youth. At 40, he will have an affair with one of the slightly overweight secretaries at the car dealership he manages (because he blew all of his money and had to file for bankruptcy) and one night he will suffer a massive heart attack while enveloped betwixt her meaty thighs.
 

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Bieber's hair will thin and his waistline will expand and in no time at all he'll be bloated and haggard and will carry a look of quiet desperation permanently etched into his increasingly baggy eyes as he performs on VH1's "Remember Me Now?" concert. He will lie in bed each night next to a wife he doesn't love (whose looks, sadly, are also beginning to fade) and stare at the ceiling and mourn his lost youth. At 40, he will have an affair with one of the slightly overweight secretaries at the car dealership he manages (because he blew all of his money and had to file for bankruptcy) and one night he will suffer a massive heart attack while enveloped betwixt her meaty thighs.
Damn...bravo :ehh:
 

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lol. why y'all trying to spin it like he hardcore when he clearly is embarrassed while he is covering himself.

this dude is an L magnet.

How can you not pick up a few chicks in those poor countries? They seem to be throwing the puss around when i visit.

But you will stand up for JB cuz at the end of they day, you wish you can buy hookers too.

LOL!
 

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lol. why y'all trying to spin it like he hardcore when he clearly is embarrassed while he is covering himself.

this dude is an L magnet.

How can you not pick up a few chicks in those poor countries? They seem to be throwing the puss around when i visit.

But you will stand up for JB cuz at the end of they day, you wish you can buy hookers too.

LOL!
its simply not good for his image thats all...you really don't think he can fck for free practically anywhere he goes??? He has almost a billion twitter followers!
 

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its simply not good for his image thats all...you really don't think he can fck for free practically anywhere he goes??? He has almost a billion twitter followers!

so why doesn't he?

if its bad for his image why can't he just order hookers to his room?

seems to me like he's just an idiot. an idiot with endless money. that will end and he will be laughed at if he don't get his ass together.

i don't expect him too. he probably has no idea what it feels like to be backed into a corner.

this is as bad as it gets for him :lolbron:

guess he gonna get a big life lesson sooner than later.
 
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