Zack Ryder has the worst theme song in the history of pro wrestling

[jadillac]

And THAT includes the blaring sirens theme of the Right To Censor.

Worst lyrics EVER.

Oh radio, tell me everything you know.

I like to sing with the radio.
I like to play it real loud.
I like to drive with the top down.
Rollin' like thunder, always drawing a crowd.
Every babe's gonna want a piece of me, yeah.

I stare into the mirror.
I like the things I see.

*refrain*
Oh radio, tell me everything you know.
I will believe your every word just tell me so.

I see the look in their eyes.
I see in there’s something in their lies, lies, lies, lies, lies.
In their lies.
Oh yeah.

Gonna drink some beer tonight yeah.
Gonna get some girls I like.
Gonna wear my pants real tight.
All the girls are gonna creep there, just right.
They don’t think I see them stare at me, no.

I stare into the mirror.
I like the things I see.

Oh radio, tell me everything you know.
I will believe your every word just tell me so.

 

[StatUS]

As an 80s pop parody it's great.

 

[luckyse7enz]

I've always seen it as a subtle nod to "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night" by Corey Hart.

 

[The Great One]

Nicca what the fukk are you talking about? It's good.

 

[El Cocodrilo]

Not only is the delivery of those lyrics hilarious, but it fits Zack's deluded character to a tee. 5 star theme imo

 

[boriquaking]

 

[ML29]

i don't like it, but it oddly fits his character.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

And THAT includes the blaring sirens theme of the Right To Censor.

Worst lyrics EVER.





Zack Ryder theme song Radio lyrics - YouTube

I think you missed the joke. The song is supposed to be cheesy and bad. He started as a heel which basically means your reaction means the songs premise worked. Plus its good driving music

 

[Riley Escobar]

 

[PopOnCloud9]

That Zack Ryder theme is piff, you just not listening right.... we wanna talk about horrible themes peep this...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTL-Byt_dRA&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]

 

[Leonard Washington]

And THAT includes the blaring sirens theme of the Right To Censor.

Worst lyrics EVER.





Zack Ryder theme song Radio lyrics - YouTube

 

[Jixson]

That thing sounds good actually.
I love 80's music though.

It isn't Demoliiton's theme or anything, but it fits.

 

[TRIPLE M]

So you're going to pretend rob Conway;s , xfactor, and billy gunn"s themes don't exist
You can start the new year with this one star

 

[thevarangian]

zakk ryder has the worst... everything.

 

[CJ]

zakk ryder has the worst... everything.