Maxine Shaw
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I limited it to three since damn near everybody on GOT dies. Hodor and Lady Tyrell are excluded - otherwise, we'd all name them. (They're just givens.) Not necessarily the most important deaths, just the ones that hit you the hardest, good or bad.
1. The sacrifice of Princess Shireen. This death always gets overlooked b/c that red-headed bytch resurrected Jon. I don't care if she resurrected Ned Stark himself. I will ALWAYS hate Melisandre.
Good Lord, where do you start?
2. The suicide of King Tommen Baratheon. I was in a bar when the S6 finale was playing, and everybody cheered when he killed himself. For me, I was so happy that Tommen finally made a decision for himself. Talk about the ultimate "fukk you" to Cersei Lannister.
3. The (pending) deaths of Ellaria and Tyene Sand. This is the only time I have truly loved Cersei. First of all, I hated Ellaria for talking shyt like she was an actual wife and not like the side ho she was. "Eating our food, breathing our air..." Ho, have a seat. Second, Ellaria's need for vengeance after Oberyn's stupid speechifyin' ass at Tyrion's trial by combat was beyond ridiculous. Dude lost fair and square, and he would've won easily if he hadn't been such a showoff. But to kill Princess Myrcella just for the hell of it was some fukkshyt. And since Tyene had an active hand in it, she had to go, too. An eye for an eye, a kiss for a kiss. It was flawless.
So! Those are my top three GOT deaths. What say you, brehs?
1. The sacrifice of Princess Shireen. This death always gets overlooked b/c that red-headed bytch resurrected Jon. I don't care if she resurrected Ned Stark himself. I will ALWAYS hate Melisandre.
Good Lord, where do you start?
- The men who stand around while she's killed, then leave because she was killed later that night. WTF didn't you do anything BEFORE she died!?
- The way her mother Selyse broke at the last second. Selyse was every bit the fanatic Melisandre was, and she was always dumping on her daughter. But in the end, who tried to put an end to it before it was too late? Her mother. And when it was all over, she hanged herself. Brutal.
- Stannis's punk ass refusing to even look at his child as she burned to death.
2. The suicide of King Tommen Baratheon. I was in a bar when the S6 finale was playing, and everybody cheered when he killed himself. For me, I was so happy that Tommen finally made a decision for himself. Talk about the ultimate "fukk you" to Cersei Lannister.
3. The (pending) deaths of Ellaria and Tyene Sand. This is the only time I have truly loved Cersei. First of all, I hated Ellaria for talking shyt like she was an actual wife and not like the side ho she was. "Eating our food, breathing our air..." Ho, have a seat. Second, Ellaria's need for vengeance after Oberyn's stupid speechifyin' ass at Tyrion's trial by combat was beyond ridiculous. Dude lost fair and square, and he would've won easily if he hadn't been such a showoff. But to kill Princess Myrcella just for the hell of it was some fukkshyt. And since Tyene had an active hand in it, she had to go, too. An eye for an eye, a kiss for a kiss. It was flawless.
So! Those are my top three GOT deaths. What say you, brehs?
Probably the most important death in the show.
moment.
city was broke as it is
