Your favorite Jim Carrey moments

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Ace Ventura: when hes coming out the rhinos ass :dead:


Ace Ventura: Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him!:mjlol:




The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man?
Ace Ventura: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy!:heh:


Loyd: Hey guys, whoa, big gulps huh? Alright. Well, see ya later! :damn:
 
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Me, Myself and Irene when he gets his ass whooped and tazed by that softball team leaves me :dead: everytime.

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There is def no middle ground with him when hes off, hes off but when hes on:ohlawd:
 

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Anything from Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Saw the movie for my birthday when I turned 8 as part of a birthday sleepover weekend. it was the FIRST movie that ever made me cry from laughing so damn hard and I will never forget it. Talking out of his ass, doing silly shyt at the rich guy's house, doing his colombo thing in the apartment, his Sean Connery impression. The list goes on and on. Jim Carrey is still the man in my eyes although he hasn't made a movie I've LOVED in years but I will always hold out hope for anything he's doing because of that 94 experience and then the 95 experience of seeing when nature calls and seeing this:
 

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:russ: when he sonned Aguado on Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Aguado: :mjpls: Uh oh.

(stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ace)

Aguado: :troll: Homicide, Ventura. :russ: Now how ya gonna solve that one?

Other cops: :laff:

Ace: :childplease: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive: In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dikk, and became insanely jealous.

Other cops: :ooh::umad:

Ace: Then I'd lose 30 pounds... :steviej: PORKIN' HIS WIFE!!!

Ace: :birdman: WHY YOU--

(swings at Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead roach)

Ace: :youngsabo: Now, kiss and make up.
 
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"Bumblebee Tuna, bumblebee tuna!" :troll:

shyt got me busted for watching TV while having sex with my girl. I laughed so I spit on her a little.:mjlol:
 
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