Your College Asking For Donations Unappreciation

[El Bombi]

Random current student Becky on the phone.

Hi, Mr.DalMem

We are calling all our alumni's to tell them about the new Science research building and new football stadium............blah....................blah.....................blah.........................so Mr.DalMem, would you like to donate $45 today?

bytch I just graduated a couple of years ago. I'm still looking for a job with my degree as we speak. Y'all are the ones that should be donating to me.

 

[Nintendough]

I would be willing to give my old school some bushes to throw themselves in.

 

[The Nigerian]

DO NOT DONATE TO THESE FUNDS. It's a sucker tax.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I BE LIKE I ALREADY DID. FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT TOO.

 

[El Bombi]

I BE LIKE I ALREADY DID. FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT TOO.

LOL, real shyt though.

MFers got enough money out of me that I'm still paying back now.

 

[Sharp]

You're supposed to give back to your alma-mater once you're successful. This is their endowment fund.

 

[unstoppable589]

You're supposed to give back to your alma-mater once you're successful. This is their endowment fund.

well until then they arent getting a dime