You never see Jason Bourne or Ethan Hunt eat or use the bathroom in their movies

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Kind of hard to take a shyt when your on the run as much as jason Bourne...:mjlol:
 
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Holy shyt, now I gotta re-watch these movies and be bothered about how these dudes go months just living off air and filter feeding like Spongebob
 

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:what: you expect them show him duck into a stall after beating the shyt out of someone? do you want to actually see him take a shyt? there's some stuff you don't need on film
 

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He got energy to have sex but can't drink any water or eat a power bar :manny:

as i remember they showed him waking up in at least one of the Bourne movies, i remember in the first one i think when they cut the chicks hair and change their appearance. it's safe to assume when that they go the toilet, you don't have to actually show him closing the toilet door every half hour just to reassure you he's not constipated. you don't put mundane shyt like that in a movie
 

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Started thinking about James Bond and dude never eats, sleeps, or drinks anything but alcohol :ohhh:
 

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on that account they never show action stars brushing their teeth or wacking off to porn every now and then ...I did see Bond shave before though

but seriously nobody has time for mundane everyday human activities to be filmed we all assume it happens sometime between the scene
 

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I thought this topic died during the first season of 24.
I hope the next thread is about if Batman will ever have another film after the failure of Batman & Robin
 

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of course its implied...aint nobody gonna show a hero taking a shyt though....they could have at least show him eating a snickers tho
 
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