You know you're American when....

[semtex]

"You talk non stop about living in the greatest country on earth despite the fact that only 18% of your population even has a passport, let alone seen another country.

You sterilize the needles you use to administer the lethal injection.

You are proud of living in a 'land of the free' which happens to hold 20% of the worlds prison population, as well as having the largest proportion of people in jail of any population on earth.

You worry that 21 is too young an age to drink but not that having 50,000 handgun murders a year is a problem.

You criticize a democrat candidate for being socialist, while the republican president socializes your entire national economy (you are now the equal and socialist sponsors of Man Utd thanks to Bush) without you noticing or caring.

You only enter wars to defend democracy when the opposite side declare war on you, but happily start wars that you lose with tin pot dictators all over the world.

You spend more on defence than education or health.

Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke."


Im a homo and im jealous that im not an American

 

[JBoy]

damn that ether

 

[resurrection]

You wear Wranglers and are just having fun out there

 

[Fmju]

"You talk non stop about living in the greatest country on earth despite the fact that only 18% of your population even has a passport, let alone seen another country.

You sterilize the needles you use to administer the lethal injection.

You are proud of living in a 'land of the free' which happens to hold 20% of the worlds prison population, as well as having the largest proportion of people in jail of any population on earth.

You worry that 21 is too young an age to drink but not that having 50,000 handgun murders a year is a problem.

You criticize a democrat candidate for being socialist, while the republican president socializes your entire national economy (you are now the equal and socialist sponsors of Man Utd thanks to Bush) without you noticing or caring.

You only enter wars to defend democracy when the opposite side declare war on you, but happily start wars that you lose with tin pot dictators all over the world.

You spend more on defence than education or health.

Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke."

This the only one I agree with

The rest

fukk YOU YOU DIRTY FOREIGNER. You probably live a house made of mud and sticks. Don't you ever disrespect my fukkin country again you low life trash can animal worshipping scum of the earth

 

[semtex]

This the only one I agree with

The rest

fukk YOU YOU DIRTY FOREIGNER. You probably live a house made of mud and sticks. Don't you ever disrespect my fukkin country again you low life trash can animal worshipping scum of the earth

ain't my words b

 

[TruStyle]

"You talk non stop about living in the greatest country on earth despite the fact that only 18% of your population even has a passport, let alone seen another country.

You sterilize the needles you use to administer the lethal injection.

You are proud of living in a 'land of the free' which happens to hold 20% of the worlds prison population, as well as having the largest proportion of people in jail of any population on earth.

You worry that 21 is too young an age to drink but not that having 50,000 handgun murders a year is a problem.

You criticize a democrat candidate for being socialist, while the republican president socializes your entire national economy (you are now the equal and socialist sponsors of Man Utd thanks to Bush) without you noticing or caring.

You only enter wars to defend democracy when the opposite side declare war on you, but happily start wars that you lose with tin pot dictators all over the world.

You spend more on defence than education or health.

Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke."

 

[Malta]

You go to the hospital for a broken toe, and have to file for bankruptcy after you get the bill.

 

[Tres Leches]

cant argue

 

[Mowgli]

You go to another country and cant wait to go back to your neighborhood.

Your wack, stupid and your girls a hoe plus the kid aint yours and everybody knows. Your friends try to tell you your girl is nothing and you respond, so, i love her.

 

[The Nigerian]

America bashing? This belongs in the Ignat Ass 2000s thread.

 

[BrothaZay]

When people from other countries post on our websites to try to ease in on our culture

 

[semtex]

silly negroes don't even see the quotation marks. keep defending the country that hates you.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

when the pledge of allegience makes your heart melt

 

[Domingo Halliburton]

You know you're European when you can't stop talking about America...

 

[Amare's Right Hook]