What I always found funny about horoscopes (well other than...y'know
) is that there is always something happening. Some big opportunity, a love life crisis, you might come into some cash, be careful about your health, a friend will betray you... that sort of thing.
I wonder if there was ever a daily or weekly horoscope that said "dear Capricorns, nothing you really need to worry about. Nothing meanigful will happen one way or the other, just the same old same old. Keep on trucking."