You gotta marry one of these women or never get p*ssy again.....

[the elastic]

 

[Savvir]

Pornhub and a lot of lube

 

[jay83]

I’ll just go monk and use the energy and time for helping people. Their voice alone would affect my mental health.

 

[Gunz&Butta]

I'll go with Malika. She's half cac so she got an excuse. There's no excuse for Candace Owen's level of c00ning.

 

[ORDER_66]

I mean malika is prettier but damn she got issues with black men or something.... might as well stay single forever...

 

[jdubnyce]

I can go through with the marriage
You have not presented any stipulations around living arrangements, obligation of fidelity
So I'll marry Malika
And
Go about my business
Separate housing, and multiple women

 

[BuckFilly]

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Whichever one of dem hoes got more ass.

 

[the elastic]

Whichever one of dem hoes got more ass.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

 

[Paper Boi]

guess i'm jackin off

 

[AAKing23]

The problem with Malika ain’t her looks, she’d obviously be the pick

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Look at Candace belly button.

You're welcome.

 

[the elastic]

The problem with Malika ain’t her looks, she’d obviously be the pick

What's wrong with Candace's aesthetic?

 

[Yzak]

The problem with Malika ain’t her looks, she’d obviously be the pick

You seen her before the plastic surgery?