you ever wake up from a drunk night and say "oh crap" all day about things you said?

[M617]

shyt happens to me more than i like to admit but i dont care here. last weekend i went to the red sox parade with 4 guys and 5 chicks.....i had a chance with at least 2 of them.....then we end up at my apartment and im drunk doing coke rambling lines

now its thursday....im drinking and am feeling like a skitzo because i keep saying outloud "oh shyt" etc because i ruined my chances i was saying shyt to them i would never have said right now. cringe worthy it sucks

overall dont get to drunk

 

[darius19]

went from making the classic mollywater thread to a flop thread such as this one

it happens breh

 

[observe]

shyt happens to me more than i like to admit but i dont care here. last weekend i went to the red sox parade with 4 guys and 5 chicks.....i had a chance with at least 2 of them.....then we end up at my apartment and im drunk doing coke rambling lines

now its thursday....im drinking and am feeling like a skitzo because i keep saying outloud "oh shyt" etc because i ruined my chances i was saying shyt to them i would never have said right now. cringe worthy it sucks

overall dont get to drunk

shyt like that happens to me all the time breh..I'll curse at myself out loud after I do drugs or get really drunk..don't trip..you'll forget about it in a day or so and won't do it again

 

[Mr. Negative]

nah. I only got one "oh shyt I did that when I was drunk" story.

I once went in the club and saw this nikka I was beefing with (it wasn't real beef, he just always gave me smug looks like he was better than me and I can't stand that shyt) and his ugleh ass girlfriend (who had been hounding me for years. never even gave her the time of day before then).... She would still always give me looks whenever she saw me in the club, always hugged up on dude and giving me flirty glances like she was trying to make me jealous.

I just wasn't in the mood for dude's bullshyt that night... while he was walking around in that same green ass suit and hat like he was EVERY fukkING WEEKEND..... That night I walked past his girl while he was shooting pool and grabbed her by the hand, took her out to the car, fukked her raw and made her swallow the kids.....

then we went back in the club and she walked right back over to her man and sat in his lap. Then she whispered something in his ear and they both looked at me... He gave me that same smug look. She gave me this big bright smile... and tongue kissed him right in the mouth.

Then they both gave me them same looks.... and then she laughed on some shyt.


If I hadn't have been drunk, I never would have done that shyt. Never would have touched her. I didn't even remember doing it until my boy told me I did it the next day... and showed me her footprint on the passenger side window.

 

[M617]

went from making the classic mollywater thread to a flop thread such as this one

it happens breh

im no special poster man check my history i dont care

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

nah. I only got one "oh shyt I did that when I was drunk" story.

I once went in the club and saw this nikka I was beefing with (it wasn't real beef, he just always gave me smug looks like he was better than me and I can't stand that shyt) and his ugleh ass girlfriend (who had been hounding me for years. never even gave her the time of day before then).... She would still always give me looks whenever she saw me in the club, always hugged up on dude and giving me flirty glances like she was trying to make me jealous.

I just wasn't in the mood for dude's bullshyt that night... while he was walking around in that same green ass suit and hat like he was EVERY fukkING WEEKEND..... That night I walked past his girl while he was shooting pool and grabbed her by the hand, took her out to the car, fukked her raw and made her swallow the kids.....

then we went back in the club and she walked right back over to her man and sat in his lap. Then she whispered something in his ear and they both looked at me... He gave me that same smug look. She gave me this big bright smile... and tongue kissed him right in the mouth.

Then they both gave me them same looks.... and then she laughed on some shyt.


If I hadn't have been drunk, I never would have done that shyt. Never would have touched her. I didn't even remember doing it until my boy told me I did it the next day... and showed me her footprint on the passenger side window.

Bruh... you won.

 

[Majestic Pape]

Bruh... you won.

Did he though? Why you smash that ho raw? Go get checked breh.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Bruh... you won.

if you knew how that broad looked... no. no i didn't.

Last time I talked to my boy, he was STILL bringing it up on some shyt. lol

 

[Mr. Negative]

Did he though? Why you smash that ho raw? Go get checked breh.

I did. this was years and years ago. Another bout of Sexual Russian Roulette that I played and came out unscathed. lol

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

It's been known to happen. I have a low tolerance these days and some of my girls still like to go harder than I can....

The worst is when people tell you details and it slooowwwlllyy comes back.