you ever shyt, fukk, and eat at the same time?

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It's the GOAT feeling. :ohlawd:

A bytch riding your dyck while you're sitting on the toilet eating a slice of the best pizza. ..

It's like you're creating life, preserving life, and expelling the waste left over from the preservation all at the same time. :whew:

It's beautiful brehs. :wow:
 

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Yeah, no. I've been tempted to eat on the toilet but the thought of doo-doo particles in the air while I'm putting food in my mouth is a turn off.
 
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Yeah, no. I've been tempted to eat on the toilet but the thought of doo-doo particles in the air while I'm putting stuff in my mouth is a turn off.

YOLO my nygga.

If particles are in the air, they're already on your lips when you breathe. We all eat trace particles of shyt. :shaq2:
 

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YOLO my nygga.

If particles are in the air, they're already on your lips when you breathe. We all eat trace particles of shyt. :shaq2:

But living like a pig aint really living at all, breh. I keep my toothbrush in cupboard.

I ain't tryna stop your party tho.
 
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