You ever heard of this saying before?

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@NoCapMediaa
Thoughts?



https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1894400867052437504/vid/avc1/540x960/9Ao_xlE65Ynb7vq_.mp4

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@BeanChaser
I'm calm like a bomb....

DFWM!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜¹



3/30
@oh_ya_sure
I knew as soon as I saw the giant phrase shyt that this couple was gonna have a problem.



4/30
@LewBiggs
Too Funny, OMG, her shadow boxing



5/30
@babyagoogoo
ā€œCalm like a bombā€ šŸ’£šŸ”„



6/30
@FreedomRinger_
He should be happy. She's loves him. Alot. It's when they don't care and make their own plans, that's when it's over.



7/30
@TheRealBasik
The way she punched the air was adorable. šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ¤£



8/30
@TonyGoodOne
Sheā€™s such a sweet lady



9/30
@windrago
good woman



10/30
@JimWhit48972251
Telling a lady to calm down often makes her madder.

Its better to say: "You have nothing to worry about. I will come back to you when you calm down. I need to think things over and clear up my head." etc.



11/30
@Ryan_Mac_Donald
ā€œChapping my puss, sirā€ havenā€™t heard that since the last time I fell off my dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear šŸ¦–šŸ˜‚



12/30
@LearningMan247
Im done giving likes to the same profiles that the mass minions give them to with zero reciprocity. Small profile likes only for me from here on out.



13/30
@uzohak
She's so cute



14/30
@TheGuruWithinMe
Someone explain ā€œchapin my pussā€ LOL



15/30
@TheGraphicEarth
Self Defense? or Attempted Murder?
Woman Shoots a Man at a Gas Station after he Opened her Car Door and Assaulted Her...



https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1661043274797273089/pu/vid/432x432/N9QLrUsVIyVaydfl.mp4

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@HeroesComeBack2
A few of takeaways here:

1. Thatā€™s a good wife.
2. You can tell they have a great relationship.
3. ā€œChappin my pussā€ is diabolically hilarious šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­



17/30
@Odinson19862019
That's real love



18/30
@RandomTheGuy_
Thoughts?



https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1815123517530099712/vid/avc1/720x782/l-J75SAoIguOYY64.mp4

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@WunstaGuy
She took them calm downs like a champ šŸ˜‚



20/30
@Seanito_Burrito
Yeah heā€™s dead, what news channel can we follow up on?



21/30
@evm1885
Thatā€™s a wife, thatā€™s a very rare specimen, priceless woman.



22/30
@rider7034297
Heā€™s lucky to have a wife that loves and cares for him.



23/30
@NayteDarko
I like her.



24/30
@NoWackIsh
ive done this accidently. my wife missed heard me and just kind of went with it as i walked out the door. when i got back she asked i thought you were staying all night. she was completely cool. she found it strange but she trusts me so there was no big deal. 1 of the reasons i married her.



25/30
@jeetcrusher
ā€œJackā€™n my puss!ā€



26/30
@DankDegen
Crazy work šŸ¤£



27/30
@spirit3657
I like her



28/30
@FlyShadow1151
This is love men šŸ˜‚



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@Jonnyz0517
Iā€™d let you come home in the morning too



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@SteelMen_Pod
If this was real, the first question would be "why are you filming me?"




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Amo Husserl

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Interior looks fukking crazy... ain't no way that's a happy couple... inside of that house look like a damn Lifetime made for TV movie murder special.
 
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