You Ever Been So Drunk You Sh!t Yourself?

[Ricky Church]

I swear It's happened to me at least twice brehs.

first time I was fukked up, all I remember was I had crazy Mexican food gas that night at the club and I kept farting all night thinking I was cool.
woke up the next day about to take a piss and smelled a "shytty" smell, wiped my ass and I had dried up dookie all over my butt-cheeks.

the second time was when I got home drunk and was looking for something to eat but ain't feel like making anything that required effort. so I poured myself a bowl of cereal and milk. and drank another beer along with it.
felt a fart coming on and sharted...ruined my drawers...had diarrhea the next 2 days too...

I know I ain't the only one...

 

[skeetsinternal]

nah...aint never been that drunk

 

[The 2020 New Member]

yeah, i've chocolate milked it a coupla times during some of my binges when i first moved to vegas.

 

[Larry Lobster]

No but everytime i drink too much i need to take a shyt badly

 

[Silkk]

Nah, i NEVER wanna drink that much

 

[Bay Area]

I've blacked out and woke up with throw up on myself but ive never shytted on myself

 

[Lobo]

I've had close moments, but I always make it to the toilet just in time

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I've blacked out and woke up with throw up on myself but ive never shytted on myself

your lucky you didn't choke and accidentally your whole life.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

If you drink too much, it induces diarreah.

To answer your question, no I haven't. But I've pissed the bed a couple of times cause I was so drunk. I was passed out so I couldn't get up and piss. I didn't even notice till I woke up the next day...

 

[Chief]

I swear It's happened to me at least twice brehs.

first time I was fukked up, all I remember was I had crazy Mexican food gas that night at the club and I kept farting all night thinking I was cool.
woke up the next day about to take a piss and smelled a "shytty" smell, wiped my ass and I had dried up dookie all over my butt-cheeks.

the second time was when I got home drunk and was looking for something to eat but ain't feel like making anything that required effort. so I poured myself a bowl of cereal and milk. and drank another beer along with it.
felt a fart coming on and sharted...ruined my drawers...had diarrhea the next 2 days too...

I know I ain't the only one...

It's not really the drunkness but fukk around and fart, the alcoshyts will get you

 

[Bay Area]

your lucky you didn't choke and accidentally your whole life.

I blacked out at the club, luckily I was with my friends

 

[Ricky Church]

your lucky you didn't choke and accidentally your whole life.

Hendrix style