You come home to your mansion from a nice sunny day jog and your wife, son and daughter are GONE....

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

The door is open and a NOTE is on the wall pinned up by a blody knife like damn.

It reads:
​

SUP BREH

WE GOT YOUR SON...YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, AND YOUR BOO . THEY SAFE....FOR NOW...BUT UNLESS YOU WIRE $75 MILLION TO THE FOLLOWING ACCOUNT AND SWIFT CODE, WE'LL BE MAILING YOU A FINGER A DAY AS WE BUTCHER THEM .


ACCT NUM: xxxxxx3491
SWIFT CODE: AZTKPEPLXXX

DONT TRY TO FIND US, OUR LAIR IS IMPOSSIBLE TO INFILTRATE

​

REGARDS,

THE KIDNAPPERS

You notice the SWIFT code is for a bank in PERU, and you remember the business deals you've cut there, killing their local industry .

Your resources are deep, BUT you dont and cant get that much money.
YOU CAN HIRE ONE MOVIE HERO TO SAVE YOUR FAMILY IN PERU.

Who do you choose.

 

[Smooth3d]

Blank Men!

 

[Lord Scion]

I win.

Spoiler

 

[duncanthetall]

The Commando

Btw, another epic Ed G thread

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

I would immediately sell all my PlayStation equipment.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I would immediately sell all my PlayStation equipment.

for like 100 reasons

 

[Devilinurear]

The door is open and a NOTE is on the wall pinned up by a blody knife like damn.

It reads:
​

You notice the SWIFT code is for a bank in PERU, and you remember the business deals you've cut there, killing their local industry .

Your resources are deep, BUT you dont and cant get that much money.
YOU CAN HIRE ONE MOVIE HERO TO SAVE YOUR FAMILY IN PERU.

Who do you choose.

The only correct answer is john matrix. He has done this dance before.

 

[Jax]

Before bringing John Matrix into this
If they find out and hit me with a

 

[K-ZOE]

The guy from Taken with the particular set of skills.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

The only correct answer is john matrix. He has done this dance before.

So has john rambo






Four times

 

[CJ]

Going with Jason Bourne or Liam Neeson (Taken)

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Oh, and it has to be a human before someone says Hellboy or some other dumb shyt lol

 

[Why-Fi]

god from bruce or evan almighty

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

god from bruce or evan almighty

Oh, and it has to be a human before someone says Hellboy or some other dumb shyt lol

 

[Plexxx]

def John Matrix


Arnold wont let me down


Rambo is a great choice also