You come home from the pediatricians office with your son whos a lakers fan and see 3 goons waiting

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

strapped up dead serious lookin like

You notice your only daughter and wife are missing

Your son is scared to death and the goon says

your son can wait with us

YOUR DAUGHTER AND WIFE ARE IN OUR CUSTODY

OUR BOSS AWAITS YOUR PRESENCE. that IS of COURSE, IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO HIS OFFICE.


you have to make it all the way through NINE CITY BLOCKS of GUYS LIKE US WHO ARE PAID AND HUNGRY TO KILL YOU.
WE FIGURED YOU DESERVED A FAIR SHOT

If you FIGHT YOUR WAY THERE, and DEFEAT OUR BOSS, WHO IS PRETTY YOKED OUT, YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF HIS RICHES, AND YOUR FAMILY BACK.

IF NOT




GOOD LUCK
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if you were in a REAL LIFE SCENARIO OF THIS...a REAL LIFE STREETS OF RAGE or FINAL FIGHT or RIVER CITY RANSOM, HOW FAR would you get? You can only use knives and bats you find and no guns...you have to fight you way through 8 city blocks, fight your way through an office building, and then beat up an Antonio Cesaro lookin final boss.

ITS YOUR DAUGHTER AND WIFE...and your SON is back home like


HOW FAR WOULD YOU GET?

 

[23Barrettcity]

strapped up dead serious lookin like

You notice your only daughter and wife are missing

Your son is scared to death and the goon says


if you were in a REAL LIFE SCENARIO OF THIS...a REAL LIFE STREETS OF RAGE or FINAL FIGHT or RIVER CITY RANSOM, HOW FAR would you get? You can only use knives and bats you find and no guns...you have to fight you way through 8 city blocks, fight your way through an office building, and then beat up an Antonio Cesaro lookin final boss.

ITS YOUR DAUGHTER AND WIFE...and your SON is back home like


HOW FAR WOULD YOU GET?

Could I bribe the Lower goons by offering them part of the bosses fortune and the ability to be the new boss once I won ?? And if I manage to get go the next block would the previous block goons not be allowed to follow ?

 

[Plexxx]

I would ask if I could trade my son for my wife/daughter cause he's a punk ass lakers fan

 

[DosCadenaz]

I'd win

 

[Roaden Polynice]

You've been making a different variation of the same thread for like 5 months now. Switch it up, your shyt is garbage.

 

[Mensch Fontana]

fukk my wife, hows my brothers sister in-law lookin

 

[MidniteJay]

I can't stealth my way to the boss with the bats and knives then I'm not even gonna bother trying to fight block after block of nikkas trying to get that paper.