Yooo...What if you had access to a satellite that caused Earthquakes WWYD?

[Address_Unknown]

Yo half way through this rainbow road joint I decided to blend up from all the samples (8 different strains of Gas, mainly of the Kush family) of weapons grade medication the plug blessed me with for being 'Customer of the year' yet again for a 3rd time running, since I was curious as fukk as to which one I should indulge in for 420'n'shyt to make it all special and worthwhile, so I decided to run 'em ALL and the thought just popped in my fuzzy ass brain and made me turn off my Classical Piano Sonata's'nshyt.

But Like, for real. What if you had access to a satellite and you could just pull up a world map on your phone or chosen device and just cause Earthquakes to ripple through that section of the Earth at the drop of a hat, just

*Prrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbhhhhhhhhhh!*

You could even control the power of that shyt, so like you can send one of them quick aftershock jolts that make you go to that shyt in

Carrie that sucked her whole domicile right the fukk up into the Earth on some shyt.

fukk running the fade when you can just roll in Homey's house and just

And just fukk up his entire EXISTENCE, B.

nikka, you could make Millions.

Oh yeah, poll for the ladies. Names visible, so all you Glitterbootygangbusbrehs, tonight ain't the night for ya antics, yo.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

@Reaper of Threads
@YaThreadFloppedB!
@YaThreadTrashB!

 

[BronxFleeZ]

You lit my g. Hella lit but keep blazing (weed)

 

[lowkey0z]

 

[Brock Landers]

You talking about death rays and shyt breh you gonna send your brain on permanent vacation if you keep going down that road

Did your dealer give you a ceremonial plaque?

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[Address_Unknown]

You lit my g. Hella lit but keep blazing (weed)

I was on one breh, I ain't gonna lie. The thoughts kept coming and I kept writing/hashing 'em out and the Coli got this one.

You talking about death rays and shyt breh you gonna send your brain on permanent vacation if you keep going down that road

Did your dealer give you a ceremonial plaque?

My Brain's already wired for bullshyt, so when I get high and that shyt starts to rattle off absurdness, it's best I write/document that shyt as a way of letting it breathe, so to speak. I used to use the tape recorder feature on my blackberry once, when I was in such states but whenever I'd play it back but all I'd hear is me talking to myself in different fukking voices and yelling bullshyt out at random and laughing about it.

Also, he ain't gave me a plaque but gave me my purchase in these dope jars.

Spoiler

Two half ounce jars. Good shyt.

 

[GetInTheTruck]

Earthquakes are caused by the son of man experimenting with high explosives.

 

[Neuromancer]

Who says I don't?

 

[Ganso Bomb]

Do you mean like Kinetic Bombardment? It's a hypothetical WMD where a satellite drops a tungsten tube from orbit and shyt goes down

 

[Address_Unknown]

Do you mean like Kinetic Bombardment? It's a hypothetical WMD where a satellite drops a tungsten tube from orbit and shyt goes down

I remember reading some Literature on that shyt 'cause of some shyt I saw in the COD and was like . Some Hammer of Dawn type shyt that I hope never fall into the hands of an overzealous Idiot stupid enough to light some off on some Terror shyt I ain't wanna live in Little Baghdad

Who says I don't?

Suddenly your abrupt Hiatus makes more sense.....