Your mom is so hot... they wouldn't let her be an extra on the Thriller video shoot.
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Yo Momma Time... Let's BULLY!!
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Un-AmericanDreamer
Simp City
Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.
Your sister is so cheesy...
... but that's only because she has a job at Kraft (it's probably a marketing position, maybe production management? I heard she went to school for business mngmt.)
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... but that's only because she has a job at Kraft (it's probably a marketing position, maybe production management? I heard she went to school for business mngmt.)
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cleanface coney
Superstar
i heard yo mama giving out Shoulder Lean classes in da A on the weekends
DaRealness
I think very deeply
Yo mama body odor so bad, she makes Right Guard go left.
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Your family is so trusting in animals, they adopted a 9 year old pitbull.
(you don’t know how domestic/tame that muts is! Could have been raised in the wilderness. There’s toddlers in the house, geezus).
(you don’t know how domestic/tame that muts is! Could have been raised in the wilderness. There’s toddlers in the house, geezus).
JP_614
Superstar
Yo momma is like a shotgun two cocks and she's ready to blow
Your mom thought a cardinal sin was something devious birds did.
Your aunt has so much dexterity...
... she played Twister several days after knee surgery.
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Your aunt has so much dexterity...
... she played Twister several days after knee surgery.
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Yo mama so ugly if she was the last woman on earth i'd use her as bait to trap a wild animal that i'd be happier fukking
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
Yo momma is so stupid, she doesn't even understand the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 
Yo momma is so stupid, she doesn't even understand the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Oh yeah?!
Your neighbor is so racist, she wont eat off a ceramic plate cuz she heard it was China (which is kinda damn rude. Especially if you invite her and she's being all particular about what she eats off of. Ugh).
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cleanface coney
Superstar
i heard yo mama was on the Cowboys practice squad back in the 80s....punt return team
bytch couldnt even make da squad
bytch couldnt even make da squad
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Yo mammas so demonic hell is heaven to her.
Its so demonic, friends.
Its so demonic, friends.
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
yo mama looks like a retarded pippy longstocking:
