yo crazy girls are bomb

[john goodman]

New jumpoff is a nutjob

Besy sex of my life

 

[b@squ1@t]

I hosed down my neighbor's grannie's gooch with a can of Lysol after she sat on that pillow my seeing eye dog Ulysses humped and bursted puppy making fluid on just a half-hour earlier.

She's good though. Her a$$hole hair grows like a vine and blocks entry of any foreign substances into both of her hole holes. So I was just lysoling a patch of connective hair with shyt residue on it.

Edit: fukk all crackers.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

.....until you come home and they ass naked in ya spot, uninvited, boiling your pets n sht. Crazy girls actually set off bombs.

 

[raul04]

Had a girl who I had been talking to for a bit. She was cool but had a kid and I wasn't ready to be taking care of that kid at my tender age of 23. Anyways I was trying to cut off communication then low and behold late Wednesday night she shows up at 11:30. I opened the door she was standing there back towards me. I was mad scared thinking she might have a gun or knife something. I talked to her a bit when she finally turned around. Nothing in her hands... As an idiot I let her talk her way inside the house. We talked and dear GOD I had some of the best sex that night....