Yo Bronx Cats, come in here and help out a down south breh

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

So I've been dating this chick (Born in the Bronx).


She been acting real homesick lately, so for Christmas I'm thinking of getting her something that only a Bronx cat would know about.

Some shyt that you can't find any other place.

I got homie that's taking a trip to NY next week that's willing to hunt it down for me.

And no. she ain't Puerto Rican

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Post card of Yankee Stadium

 

[Ego Noir]

Inconspicuously play a CD of loud ear stabbing screeching. It'll remind her of the 2/5 train passing overhead.

Let loose some rats here and there and oh, make her a chopped cheese with some ruffles potato chips and wrap it in some aluminum foil.

She'll feel right at home

Spoiler

better rep me nikka, **** you thought, this info was free?

 

[Taadow]

Get her some Lord Tariq sheeit/a Money Boss Players mixtape

 

[Remote]

 

[unit321]

So I've been dating this chick (Born in the Bronx).
She been acting real homesick lately, so for Christmas I'm thinking of getting her something that only a Bronx cat would know about.
Some shyt that you can't find any other place.
I got homie that's taking a trip to NY next week that's willing to hunt it down for me.
And no. she ain't Puerto Rican

Yo, I got you covered.

You don't really need a homie to hunt something down. Follow these steps:
1. Buy a jar of pickles.
2. Remove the pickles and juice and place in another container.
3. Clean it out with soap and water. Leave the jar out in the sun to dry. That will weather the paper label, but don't remove it.
4. After a day, pee in the jar. Cover it with the lid. Store it outside.
5. Pee in it every day until it is 3/4 full. Then, just store it outside.

Then on Christmas, present the jar to her. You tell her it is a homeless man's pee jar from the Bronx!

But not really, that's our secret.

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

Y'all nikkas aint shyt!

 

[Ego Noir]

Y'all nikkas aint shyt!

Aside from the rats I think mine is a good idea.

Play a CD of some screeching trains that got the authentic 2/5 train announcements every stop. Come out in some retro Run DMC gear, beatbox and present her with a chopped cheese or any other NY deli special. You must have an Arizona.

Sure it ain't diamonds and Mercedes. But get your goofy creative swag on and get some laughs and show shorty that you understand

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Get that bytch a DutchMaster. nikkas in NY love smoking dutches. I got family in the bronx (Pelham Parkway) They be rolling the dutches with just the leaf in less than a minute

 

[R.O. Double]

Buy her the classic Rumble In The Bronx movie starring the great Jackie Chan. Then you can have her try and see of she can spot her childhood hone in the movie.

 

[mortuus est]

get her a fat joe poster

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Hmmmm.....let's see

-you can either order this or have your homie go to the transit museum store in Grand Central and buy it for 10 bucks. I have like 15 of these (all different train lines). Ask her what train line she lived by and have him pick up 2 or 3 of them. You can even buy the tracks separately since they work on wooden train track sets (you can get a 10 pack of track at ikea for like 7 bucks)

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

Aside from the rats I think mine is a good idea.

Play a CD of some screeching trains that got the authentic 2/5 train announcements every stop. Come out in some retro Run DMC gear, beatbox and present her with a chopped cheese or any other NY deli special. You must have an Arizona.

Sure it ain't diamonds and Mercedes. But get your goofy creative swag on and get some laughs and show shorty that you understand

All jokes aside, I think might be able to make that work

 

[Suge Knight]

I'm not from the bronx or from the north, but my dad is..I've gotten gifts from here http://www.transitmuseumstore.com/drupal/?utm_source=nytm&utm_medium=website&utm_campaign=nytm-home

my dad at the subway shirts

 

[Van Glorious]

Let me help you out
http://www.cafepress.com/ bronx-girl gifts

http://www.zazzle.com/id_rather_be_in_bronx_mugs-168990519560397511

http://www.transitmuseumstore.com/drupal/search/node/d train

-Find out what street she used to live on and get a Street sign made for her.
-Buy a copy of A Bronx Tale and Wildstyle (you can find that on Amazon)
-Get her some Yankee Gear
-Make her some popular Bronx dishes

Download these D-train Subway Sounds and play it while your fukkin or somethin.
Subway Sound Recording- R68 2654 on the D Train.mp3

Let me get some rep plehboy