yo breh dawgs

[captaincharisma]

i got home and had nothing to do, so

don't do long distance brehs, shyt is torture my boy had to physically drag me away from these canadian white breezys

was at the strip club last night, stripper told me i look familiar, told her she did too, and she looked like my sister, told me she'd give me anything i want if go in the back, told her i want a million dollars, told me to get her shots of vodka and tequila, told her i already did molly before i got in

when in doubt, start that fukkery at the strip club

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

was at the strip club last night, stripper told me i look familiar, told her she did too, and she looked like my sister, told me she'd give me anything i want if go in the back, told her i want a million dollars, told me to get her shots of vodka and tequila, told her i already did molly before i got in

when in doubt, start that fukkery at the strip club

 

[We Ready]

This is not rare or based.





This should snap you back to reality

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Browsing the Coli under the influence >>>>>>

 

[captaincharisma]

don't even have a sister

 

[So UnThotful]

Guess WHo is motherfukking drunk??? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

BREHS I fukkED UP

Spoiler

i hooked up with my bosses sister, there goes my hours

but TSC yall the motherfukkin Realest people on here!!!

Thast my TSC