Yall Realize We Never Getting Austin vs Punk Right?

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

When the figgedy fukk did that happen?

Santino ran him and the movie The Condemned down for weeks until Austin came through and put him in his place. It was brief but point being, if the money is right, Austin will work with anyone but Hogan.

 

[DANJ!]

Only here does losing to two of the biggest legends in the company's history mean your career's credibility is crushed and another legend would never work with you.

For one, IF Austin was coming back for WMXXX, nobody'd give a fukk about The Royal Rumble and SURELY not the Elimination Chamber PPV from the previous year. What matters is the match and storyline at hand at the time. And as R=G said, Punk (and probably not even Austin at this point) doesn't give a fukk who wins and loses in a match like that- the match even happening at all would be most important.

And yeah, Austin/Cena would be THE money match, but IWCers would probably scrutinize it way too much to enjoy it. We have Rock/Cena as an example of that. Austin would get criticized for not being '98 enough, Cena would get dissed for being Cena, the promos would get dissed just because there was nothing left to bytch about that week, and the match would get dissed for not being a workrate classic.