Ya'll ever meet a bangin shorty...

[RealAssanova]

and her breath stunk to immeasurable levels?

Girl in my class who i was feenin' for approached me da other day about an assignment.

Took me bout 1 minute of silence to mentally go through a 3 stage process of elimination (attraction-desire for sex-possible friendship) of her. But u naww, I tried to make it seem as if i was focusing on da question.

Broads need to understand dat dis shyt is downright illegal. ILLEGAL. Matter of fact if there was a law for bad breath, do you know how many broads i'd sue for false advertising?

And it wasn't even like a little bad. Breath was sooooooo bad, if scientists could somehow convert the stankiness of it into a weapon, shyt would be more powerful den da A-bomb.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

yeah, but its much either to upgrade shorty's breath, than to upgrade a chick that look like young chop into somethin fukkable.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I stay with a pack of Wrigley's Spearmint in my pocket for those occasions. Offer her a piece and she'll offer you a piece......​

 

[Shaft]

All you gotta do is keep her mouth occupied with something else

 

[Tunez]

Buy her some mouthwash

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

It has to be a defense mechanism for pretty chicks to push crumbs away from spitting game all day .

It's no way in hell that a fly woman can get ready in the morning, spend all the time putting on makeup and hair and whatnot, but forgets to brush her teeth

 

[Emperor Sol]

Yo... I shyt you not

I've ACTUALLY heard one chick say that they do shyt like this (i.e. not bathing every day or not brushing their teeth every day) because what they need to clean will JUST GET DIRTY AGAIN

The NERVE of these buffoons using such rubbish logic as an excuse to not exercise proper hygiene

Shorty was a thick Lebanese too.. Lost so much respect for her after hearing that

 

[Action Jackson]

Halitosis. We off that.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Yo... I shyt you not

I've ACTUALLY heard one chick say that they do shyt like this (i.e. not bathing every day or not brushing their teeth every day) because what they need to clean will JUST GET DIRTY AGAIN

The NERVE of these buffoons using such rubbish logic as an excuse to not exercise proper hygiene

 

[↓R↑LYB]

All you gotta do is keep her mouth occupied with something else

That's where penile cancer started from

 

[RicanFury]

All you gotta do is keep her mouth occupied with something else

imagine what the space between ur nutsack and cack shaft will smell like the next day after u let it sit in the juice overnight

 

[Ultimate Warrior]

I stay with a pack of Wrigley's Spearmint in my pocket for those occasions. Offer her a piece and she'll offer you a piece......​

**snorts 98seconds**

Man fukk that wrigleys wont do shyt but have that harlots mouth smellin like chocolate mint doo doo, give that hoe a lemon

 

[Batz]

All you gotta do is keep her mouth occupied with something else

imagine what the space between ur nutsack and cack shaft will smell like the next day after u let it sit in the juice overnight

**snorts 98seconds**

Man fukk that wrigleys wont do shyt but have that harlots mouth smellin like chocolate mint doo doo, give that hoe a lemon

god these responses.

 

[threattonature]

That breath that have you just shaking ya head yes even though she ain't asked you shyt.

The worst shyt I experienced though was this female that was probably like a 9 in the facet. I was headed to a party and stopping off to get some beer at the gas station. Saw her in line. Got in behind her and started a conversation. Made a joke about the party I was headed to as a set up to invite her. Well after making the joke she busts out laughing. No bullshyt, half her damn teeth was missing. And the ones that were there were half rotted out.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Yo... I shyt you not

I've ACTUALLY heard one chick say that they do shyt like this (i.e. not bathing every day or not brushing their teeth every day) because what they need to clean will JUST GET DIRTY AGAIN

The NERVE of these buffoons using such rubbish logic as an excuse to not exercise proper hygiene

Shorty was a thick Lebanese too.. Lost so much respect for her after hearing that

what kind of logic is that? for the amount of time these batches (as E40 would say) take to get ready you;d think a motherfukking shower would be included in the package.