WWYD? You're cuddling with a new girl and as she dozes off she says

[It is a mystery]

"when I go to sleep I dream about murder"
Are you going to ignore it and ? Or get out of there?

 

[Yo Mama]

Sorry OP.

You should return that sex doll and tell them someone put a gag recording in it.

SMH what happened to quality control??? Rinse it out and send it back demanding an upgrade!

JK

 

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

She’s dreaming of murder and I’m dreaming about murdering the p*ssy


Seems fair to me

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I reply "so do i chic. So do I "

 

[cyndaquil]

Tell her "it is a mystery" then nut on her forehead

 

[Wandissimo]

I can’t go nowhere without my Drac’

I stay inside posted with my Drac’

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I reply "so do i chic. So do I "

I've dreamed of murder , can't fault her for it.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Tell her “we don’t have to dream, baby”