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Pain & Gain - Clangin & Bangin Into Theaters April 26!
WWE Monday Night Raw: April 1st, 2013
Undertaker stares down his new opponent: The Hovering WM29 Sign
Bret struggles to temper his excitement for Twice In A Lifetime
CM Punk jukes Taker's eyes from their sockets
Heyman excitedly informs Brock about the awesome hookers and cocaine in the ring
Zeb Coulter realizes that his neon wristbands do not give him "strength powers"
Seth & Dean explain "two in the pink, one in the stink" to a surprisingly naive Roman Reigns
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Pain & Gain - Clangin & Bangin Into Theaters April 26!

WWE Monday Night Raw: April 1st, 2013

Undertaker stares down his new opponent: The Hovering WM29 Sign
It’s almost here. The biggest event in all of WWE and the moment millions of WWE Universe members have been waiting for. With emotions and adrenaline at an all-time high, what will unfold when Superstars come face to face one last time before WrestleMania? Here are five reasons this week’s Raw is must-see at 8/7 CT on USA Network.

Bret struggles to temper his excitement for Twice In A Lifetime
1. The time for talk between WWE Champion The Rock and John Cena will soon be over. At MetLife Stadium, they will clash in a rematch from last year’s epic WrestleMania battle, and both Superstars steadfastly believe they will emerge victorious this time around. For Cena, it’s a self-admitted must-win situation. Last week, The Rock got the better of Cena, blasting him with a blistering Rock Bottom. Will the Cenation leader be looking for retribution on this week’s Raw?

CM Punk jukes Taker's eyes from their sockets
2. The Undertaker’s phenomenal 20-0 WrestleMania streak is perhaps the most respected accomplishment in WWE history. Now that CM Punk is in possession of the late Paul Bearer’s urn, could he be the one to break The Streak finally? Last week The Phenom snapped, taking out his emotions on The Straight Edge Superstar. Will The Deadman’s frustrations carry over into this week’s Raw … or on The Grandest Stage of Them All?

Heyman excitedly informs Brock about the awesome hookers and cocaine in the ring
3. Triple H is one of the most revered Superstars on the current roster. At WrestleMania, he’ll face one of the most dangerous Superstars of all time in Brock Lesnar. If The Game fails to win their No Holds Barred Match, he must retire. Regardless of who you are rooting for in this match, one thing is certain: You will witness a fight for survival! Will sparks fly early when both Superstars come to this week’s Raw?

Zeb Coulter realizes that his neon wristbands do not give him "strength powers"
4. In one corner is Jack Swagger, a Superstar who re-emerged in 2013 with a tougher demeanor … and an agenda for his version of a better America. In the other corner is World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio, who has endeared himself to the WWE Universe. Throw in the outspoken Zeb Colter and you have a powder keg ready to go off at WrestleMania. Will tensions explode even sooner on Raw?

Seth & Dean explain "two in the pink, one in the stink" to a surprisingly naive Roman Reigns
5. Ever since their debut, The Shield has wreaked havoc in WWE. Now the trio must face its toughest challenge yet at WrestleMania against the volatile pairing of Big Show, Randy Orton and Sheamus. Can the unlikely trio keep it together and work as one to stop the black-clad renegades? If The Shield does prevail, the post-WrestleMania landscape could be a drastically different — and more threatening — environment for the entire roster.
Get pumped for WrestleMania by watching the most anticipated Raw this year! Tune in at 8/7 CT on USA Network.